Richard Iii

[carrust]

I said to the wife this morning. "Go and look at the size of that jobby i've done in the bathroom" "No thanks," she said. "Please, just one quick look" I said. "You wont believe it it's a good 2 pounder!" Shaking her head in disbelief she pinched her nose, ran in & looked down the toilet, then ran back out & said;"there's nothing down there you must have flushed it away!" "No I said, "it's on the scales!"

[Canary42]

That's why Prince Charles doesn't want to be called King Charles, since he will be the third.

[marval]

Why did Tigger have his head in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh