The Last Bus

[Brickbat22]

It was the last bus of the evening and the driver said to the young lady I'm sorry the bus full I can't let you get on. But i'm pregnant she said pleading with him. Just a minute he said and turned to the passengers and asked if any man would get off the bus to allow this pregnant lady to sit down. A young man obliged and got off the bus. The young lady found herself sat next to an older lady who, remembering her own pregnancies, asked how far into the pregnancy are you? about fifteen minutes she replied.

[tonyav]

Ah an Essex girl then I see, must have forgotten about using the bus shelter as protection.

[DTCwordfan]

Goes to the old saying about the difference between an Essex girl and Essex boy....or Camborne girl and boy.

The Essex girl has a higher sperm count.

[maggiebee]

Shouldn't laugh but I did - very loudly!

[baza]

is a bus one of those smelly things with seats in that poor people use to get from A to B.

[tonyav]

If I remember correctly baza, then yes I think they are.

[baza]

surely the Essex girl would still be in the back seat of the Cortina 15mins after getting pregnant, trying to work out how to put her drawers back on under her tights, in the dark.

[tonyav]

No she wouldn't baza, to save time they don't bother wearing any !.

[maggiebee]

Yes, that's them Baza. When my grandchildren come to stay we always go on a bus - they never get to at home - are ferried everywhere by car and a bus ride is a real treat.

[tonyav]

Do you let them sit upstairs, maggie ?.