Firstly owing to technical issues both Nungate and Igor will not be in attendance I think Frank has something to do with it .
So...the show must go on. This evenings Tailcock is the Mighty Woff-le a nice subtle brew with a dribble of cream and a splash of Maple Syrup. A buffet has been provided and the usual canopies and volley vents are available. On the pudding trolley we have various Cheesecakes with many jugs of cream (the cows have been working hard). We have a new band this evening The Turnside Twitchers who will be playing some of their own material but I believe they will be doing requests - just drop your request in the hat.
On the entertainment front the race track has been opened and in the games room we have brought out the Air Hockey and various board games.
Hot tub is bubbling away and the mini bar has been fully replenished
For the Rofl I have to offer
1 pair of slipper pumps (both torn)
1 primark carrier bag (small)
one speedway ticket for GP used
one dodgy dvd remote (may need batteries)
Igor has said to let you all know Frank has been sent to college to learn how to be a minion. Carriages at midnight.