On the seafront, there's a bar called the Brighton Music Hall. It's just a bar, but they have live music all day, every day. So, obviously, it's a pretty jolly fab bar.
Anyway, Disco Pete is this guy in his 70s who goes there every day, and just stands there, doing this weird dance with his hands. He doesn't get any money, but people sometimes buy him a beer.
He is, by far, our jolliest, and most famous person.
Castaway with Tom Hanks went on for at least two rounds of "is there any pork pie and snacky bits?" Which is probably not Palme d'Or judging criteria, but eternity in our house.
And any Tarkovsky film must get a lifetime eternity/pork pie award - what was the one with the bloke, the cave and the puddle??