Tuti Homini

[retrocop]

> Pope Francis recently finished his sermon.
> He ended it with the Latin phrase, "Tuti Homini" – “Blessed be Mankind.”
>
> A Woman's Rights Group approached the Pope the next day.
> They noticed that the Pope blessed all Mankind, but not Womankind.
>
> So the next day, after his sermon, the Pope concluded by saying, "Tuti
> Homini, et Tuti Femini" – “Blessed be Mankind and Womankind.”
>
> The day after, a Gay Rights Group approached the Pope.
> They said that they noticed that he blessed Mankind and Womankind and
> asked if he could also bless gay people.
>
> The Pope said, "Sure."
>
> The next day the Pope concluded his sermon with,
> "Tuti Homini, et Tuti Femini, et Tuti Fruiti."
>

[retrocop]

Oh dear. Must be getting tired in my dotage. I can't compete with you lot at this time of night. :-)

[retrocop]

Oh my word. I just noticed that this joke was posted by Marvel in 2014 and was gracious enough not to say it had been heard before.Thank you Marvel. That's why I like the people on this site, No cattiness. :-)

[tonyav]

retrocop, some are worth recycling as is this one.

[retrocop]

Thanks tonyav.

[DTCwordfan]

I'm going to tuck into the tutti duti freebie, me thinks.

[weecalf]

maybe for people who names began with d. Desmond tuti