Another Grammar Nazi!!!

[RATTER15]

"When might we take the kids to Disneyland?" the wife asked me a few weeks ago.
I thought about it, and replied, "May."
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It's been a blast watching her pack, and the kids getting excited. All I did was correct her grammar.

[Butterbun]

A friend got a text from an admirer. It read 'your adorable', she text back, 'no, you're adorable' now he's convinced she really likes him.

[gingejbee]

Do people still say "THE wife"?

[bhg481]

When people send in a request to the radio for "my beautiful wife" I always think they must have an ugly wife as well.

[bookbinder]

Is there only one wife, then?