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NoMercy

Famous People Who Sound Anatomical.

Teeth Richards. Germaine Ear. Gareth Mouthgate....

drchris

What does a lime and a peach have in common?

Butch

little willy

Willy won't go, try tellin' everybody but, oh no

madmondeo

marriage & taking on someone else's child

a close friend of mine is going to marry a woman who has a child to her ex partner. he said to me a while back he would also like the child to share their surname. is this possible in anyway? her...

Leviathon

How safe are pressure cookers?

And whats to stop the lid coming off and killing you?

Leviathon

What is your favourite saying that you live by?

Mine is Always outmanned NEVER outgunned. Yours?...

RainbowPrism

Random Guffs.....

Ever been on a night out going from pub to pub, you finally make it to the bar as its heaving only to take in a deep breath - of someone else's bottom burp !!! YUK! This happened to me on Saturday...

Supermike

Come Dine With Me

New series of CDWM starts tonight on Channel4 at 5.00 PM followed by Coach Trip. Does that mean that Coach Trip has overtaken CDWN in the popularity stakes? Surely not.

2shortplanks

Would anyone mind if I had a quick moan?

Just want to rant... Things going badly... 1. My 16 week old baby is teething and spends every waking minute crying. Am plying her with lots of different gels and powders but she's still not happy....

2shortplanks

Lucky Car Colours?

This may sound a bit odd... A few people have said to me that green is an unlucky colour for a car. Has anyone else heard this, or does anyone know what colour is thought to be lucky for a car...

4getmenot

Facebook dilema

have just had a friend request from someone I was very good friends with about 7 years ago. She got into heroine and I tried helpng her, she used to turn up at mine when she'd been kicked out, I used...

SODIT

How long is a few minutes?

If someone wanted to come into your house and said it will take a few minutes how long do you think they will be in your house for ?

JackDanielsU

Mice

Hiya Bering plauged with a blooming mouse or mice in my room. I have a houseshare and have a room on the bottom floor. Aside from a few traps is there any smell, incense etc that would keep the...

muchlovex

Cleaning a shower screen

What's the best way to clean a shower screen? I have tried Windowleen and it still leaves marks? thanks...

Razzle09

CROCS

I know this may sound a bit naff but is there any way I can spray paint crocs to change the colour without ruining the materials?

bednobs

bednobs update - not good news i'm afraid

hi all, just posting to let you all know how i am doing as some of you have been very kind to ask i think it will be quite helpful to me to write down wahts in my mind anyway. Unfortunately, when i...

Handbaglady

What a good idea

Let's put all the senior citizens in jail, and the criminals in a nursing home. This way the seniors would have access to showers, hobbies, and walks, they'd receive unlimited free prescriptions,...