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Baby announcement!

Our looooong awaited little girl arrived on 15th May at 6.22am by emergency c-section. Wanting to share with any and everyone!!

numnut1

Broken Heart

After thinking that i had found the one only to find out yesterday been cheating on me. I am devastated the pain is physical, can hardly breathe - please how can i ever feel normal again

suz2

Anyone know of a good camp site close to village, town Thanks

AB Editor

I had what was a very delish prepared chicken curry from Lidl and was saying just how much chicken there was compared to a Sains curry, but then I noticed - Chicken from Brazil and yet another said...

missprim

Would You marry again?

I know it's probably been around before but for those of you who haven't seen it. A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question.... WIFE:...

Mick-Talbot

Do you worry about upsetting othe posters ?

We all have strong views on certain things, mine are probably smoking and letting kids eat rubbish . There are probably posters on here who do let their kids eat certain meals because they are easy,...

Tups

Is free loft insulation free?

A man rang me today from A & M Insulation, offering me a free survey on my house. He says there is a government initiate stating that Energy companies have to provide free insulation to customers...

EvianBaby

What the hell is this?

Just noticed this perching on a bench at work. It's like a two headed moth!! http://i1253.photobuc...ianbaby1/725461d8.jpg...

doctordb

Overrated landmarks.

what places in the world left you thinking 'is that it?' For me it was Stonehenge and Edinburgh....

cupid04

Emmerdale.

Who do you think should get Eric? Val or Brenda?

Hocum

Men who can't dance

"How do you ladies stay with men with no rhythm? A man with rhythm brings that rhythm to the bedroom and a man who hasn't obviously doesn't" Do you believe this statement?...

missprim

Healthy breakfast cereal

Can you recommend one please? I'm looking for a cereal that doesn't have a lot of sugar or salt added, also low in calories and fat. I don't mind if it's a cereal to be eaten with hot or cold milk.TIA...

cas52

royal jubilee quiz

Venue of the summer proms =Royal _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ 6,4

smilingcrow

The free masons

Apparently a lot of the bosses in my company are indeed free masons. Are there any on here? A lot of people are mem=bers and have high positions despite how bad they are. Has anyone encountered this...

Robbbb

Excuses

My boss sits behind me and comments on everything I say and do. I want to move to anouther desk that will be free in the next two weeks. I need a good excuse. Any ideas? Thank you....

Traci66

See ther is another one.

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con-amca

death in paradise

The BBC are currently repeating the first series of "Death in Paradise", but they don't seem to have re-broadcast episode 1. Anyone know why?

smilingcrow

HELP ME WRITING

I am writing a short story for a local group. It is a vampire, comedy, romance. Can anyone think of any jokes to put in or funny story lines? I have writers block.

Traci66

Why did I do that?

Went to hang some washing out earlier and noticed a couple of things that needed doing in the courtyard, so I thought, weather is lovely may as well get it done. Forgot I was wearing a strappy top and...

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