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Tetanus - Out Damn Prick....

Have just had to have a tetanus shot cos of a gardening injury yesterday. My last one was in 1994 when I went to jamaica. Now, despite my working in the medical profession, I was under the impression...
09:34 Mon 12th Apr 201019 answers, last by Jemisa 22:13 Mon 12th Apr 2010
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The smallest pr1cks are the worst....

Cannot hardly use my left hand this morning - pricked my hand on a thorn yesterday gardening. By God it hurt. The tiniest hole ever, yet my hand is red hot swollen and stiff. Better check my Tetanus...
08:07 Mon 12th Apr 201015 answers, last by tamborine 19:25 Mon 12th Apr 2010
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Herman's Hermits....

yes or no?
09:40 Fri 09th Apr 201016 answers, last by jackthehat 10:58 Fri 09th Apr 2010
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Mumford & Sons....

Yes or No?
09:09 Fri 09th Apr 20108 answers, last by sallabananas 10:00 Fri 09th Apr 2010
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Do you have a talent for the unusual?

Despite being the ripe old age of 48, I can still get my feet near my mouth and bite my toenails. If I have to. If I want to. Which I don't, as a rule, but I still can.
09:03 Fri 09th Apr 201028 answers, last by sallabananas 09:34 Fri 09th Apr 2010
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Quick - a distraction for Sqad....

I have a black bra on today. But I contine to grow (hormone surge) so they are rippling over the top like Moll Flanders sat on a blancmange. Is Mrs S still in a strop? Would you like to rent my spare...
08:48 Fri 09th Apr 201026 answers, last by Sqad 09:43 Fri 09th Apr 2010
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Roasting Sharon Osbourne...

... Maybe this should be in the tv section, but I think the above channel 4 programme would have particularly appealed to CB members. I nearly wet myself laughing (much like Sharon herself...) One of...
06:24 Fri 09th Apr 201016 answers, last by sallabananas 08:44 Fri 09th Apr 2010
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She's moving out today...

My baby bird is fleeing the nest today. In her own words "I'm 25 mumzy, and it's about time I got my own crib". She's only going, as the crow flies, about 800 yards away - if we stand in...
12:16 Thu 08th Apr 201036 answers, last by pastafreak 17:47 Thu 08th Apr 2010
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Kleptomaniac or Nymphomaniac -

which would you rather be?
11:58 Wed 31st Mar 201014 answers, last by bobjugs12 13:20 Wed 31st Mar 2010
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Enid Blyton (BBC last night)...

... what a heartless selfish old cowbag. She spent her life devoted to making other people's children happy and entertained, yet was such a cold neglectful mother herself. How weird. Self-obsessed and...
07:38 Mon 29th Mar 20107 answers, last by jackthehat 08:08 Mon 29th Mar 2010
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Emmerdale's Gay Story...

anyone see this episode last night, with Paddy guessing Aaron's secret? Absolutely brilliant acting from both actors - very emotional and ,I thought, realistic. It brought me to tears. I hope these...
11:30 Fri 26th Mar 20107 answers, last by Dris 17:36 Fri 26th Mar 2010
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Last night's Emmerdale gay story...

Brilliant scenes between Arron and Paddy - excellent acting from the both of them. Very moving, very realistic - it had me in tears. I hope this scene is remembered when the next soap awards come...
11:16 Fri 26th Mar 20107 answers, last by beejaybee 10:17 Sat 27th Mar 2010
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If you had to describe your BF/hubby/GF/wife....

... as a celebrity - who would they be. I am lucky to be able to say my BF is a bit of a Colin Firth . How about yours? Ummmm - be nice !!!!!...
10:50 Wed 24th Mar 201041 answers, last by lardhelmet 17:01 Wed 24th Mar 2010
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Colloquialism: Please settle a dispute.

Is a mob's eye the same as a ***'s eye?
08:49 Wed 24th Mar 201013 answers, last by Ankou 10:38 Wed 24th Mar 2010
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Is it de rigeur or in bad taste to buy sex toys for a close friend....?

08:36 Wed 24th Mar 201020 answers, last by cherrychapstick 20:52 Sun 04th Apr 2010
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Lines of the week (so far...)

Emmerdale: "You've murdered Big Ted" (Jimmy) Coach Trip: "Ooh look, it's that Turkish Billionnaire Mustafa C 0ck....." (Brendan)...
07:54 Wed 24th Mar 20101 answer, last by sallabananas 08:04 Wed 24th Mar 2010
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Sport Relief: £1 million cycle ride.

Bl00dy well done. David Walliams, Miranda Hart, Davina McCall, Russell Someone, Fern COtton Jimmy Carr and Patrick Kielty. And the blokes (pacemakers?) who rode with them from John O'Groats to Lands...
08:10 Fri 19th Mar 20106 answers, last by zzxxee 06:47 Sat 03rd Apr 2010
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A congoid myth.

A friend has just returned from the Congo. He has testified that at no point did he see any native or resident drinking Um Bongo. Another urban myth shattered......
14:28 Wed 17th Mar 20109 answers, last by sallabananas 14:39 Wed 17th Mar 2010
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What's all this rubbish about a 66 year old Romanian woman....

... being the world's oldest mum? My mum's 78. Ha !!...
10:13 Wed 17th Mar 20109 answers, last by sallabananas 12:23 Wed 17th Mar 2010
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I love you Philp Morris.

or Shutter Island. They are my cinema choices for this week. Anyone seen either?...
09:23 Wed 17th Mar 201019 answers, last by mccfluff 10:33 Wed 17th Mar 2010

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