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Psychic Sallabananas.

I predict...... we will have weather today. And it won't stop.
09:24 Wed 10th Feb 201018 answers, last by BBBE99 12:46 Wed 10th Feb 2010
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Just had a patient complaining of floating stools...

.. My god, she must have one very big toilet.
15:26 Tue 09th Feb 201027 answers, last by vibrasphere 16:06 Tue 09th Feb 2010
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Anyone seen Invictus yet?

I saw it Sunday and thoroughly enjoyed it - you don't have to be a rugby fan to enjoy, understand or be moved by it. It's more about unity between blacks & whites than it is about rugby. I must...
15:12 Tue 09th Feb 201014 answers, last by sallabananas 15:24 Tue 09th Feb 2010
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My indicator stalk is misbehaving.

02 peugeot 307. It's always been a bit wobbly, but now the indicator doesn't go off about 20% of the time, esp when trying to indicate right. This has caused me to have a few horns honked &...
12:50 Tue 09th Feb 201018 answers, last by walcit 17:10 Fri 15th Nov 2013
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Peel me a grape someone...

Has anyone ever peeled a grape? I know how to peel tomatoes easier (plunge them in hot water first,) but grapes? Is there ever a need? Stupid question being as I'm not a grape-lover - unless they're...
11:51 Tue 09th Feb 201015 answers, last by McMouse 13:10 Tue 09th Feb 2010
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A male-orientated question...

And when do yo u think all this (supposed) male emasculation started on CB? When the Messiah left? Before? After? When did tedium & mundaneness commence? Is it just we women who introduce such...
10:34 Tue 09th Feb 201065 answers, last by Dris 13:07 Tue 09th Feb 2010
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Supposedly irresistable tv midgets.

Am I the only one who finds Richard Hammond (Top Gear, Morrissons ads....) and Chris Hollins (Strictly, some sports programme....) irritating, annoying, and completely up themselves? RH, since his...
09:13 Tue 09th Feb 201030 answers, last by LoftyLottie 11:30 Tue 09th Feb 2010
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For Sqadlet - as promised....

the FB pic has duly changed - you can now view me topless on the BF's yacht. For your eyes only and for one week only as bashfulness does apply....... xx Just look at those cleats...!...
07:15 Tue 09th Feb 20109 answers, last by sallabananas 10:35 Tue 09th Feb 2010
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so far so good...

It's been 9 days now since I was 'flashed' by one of those sneaky vile speed trap w@nking ANPR vans doing 69 in a 60. No fine has dropped through the letter box as yet. Someone said they have 28 days...
08:45 Fri 05th Feb 201012 answers, last by mccfluff 10:10 Fri 05th Feb 2010
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Who mixes it with love and makes the world taste good...?

Clue: the same Man who can take the sunrise, sprinkle it with dew, cover it in chocolate & make a miracle or two. He can take a rainbow, wrap it in a sigh, soak it in the sun and make a lemon...
08:10 Fri 05th Feb 20107 answers, last by rinkins 09:50 Fri 05th Feb 2010
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A random thought whilst beavering away....

Surely the plural of enema should be enemae? Or enemi? Isn't the English language full of anomalies? Or am I just full of sh1te? (Maybe I need an enema?) Just a random thought....
11:43 Thu 04th Feb 20101 answer, last by McMouse 12:23 Thu 04th Feb 2010
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Biffy Clyro.

What an unusual name. Every time I hear it though, I think of Jimmy Clitheroe on the tv when I was a (very young) kid. Didn't he always used to be dressed as a schoolkid, a bit like Jimmy Krankie?...
11:16 Thu 04th Feb 201012 answers, last by Mr Veritas 15:56 Thu 04th Feb 2010
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Would you risk it for a swiss-kit?

I used to love swiss-kits - can anyone else remember them? To the younger ones among us, they may sound like something JJ would take on her ski-ing trips (suggestions please as to what she would put...
10:24 Thu 04th Feb 201016 answers, last by mccfluff 10:55 Thu 04th Feb 2010
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What supposedly simple common thing can't you do?

I've never been able to whistle. No matter how hard I try or purse, all I get is a whooshing sound or a sound like a parrot being strangled. I have no gap between my teeth. I wonder why this is? What...
09:13 Thu 04th Feb 201020 answers, last by yogasun 14:00 Thu 04th Feb 2010
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Eyelash curlers should be classed as dangerous weapons.

Am in pain this morning - the rubber cushions from my lash curlers fell out &, still half asleep, I managed to squash & squeeze my upper eyelid in between the 2 metal grips. Ouch. Why do we...
07:51 Thu 04th Feb 201012 answers, last by mccfluff 09:05 Thu 04th Feb 2010
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There must be something wrong with me...

I listened to the Susan Boyle album last night (had no choice in the matter). I actually liked 3 or 4 of the tracks. Is there any hope for me? Is there a cure? Or should I just go with the...
15:46 Wed 03rd Feb 201022 answers, last by sallabananas 16:28 Wed 03rd Feb 2010
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Ladies: How often do you wash your bras?

Men: feel free to contribute. If you have one.
14:48 Wed 03rd Feb 201071 answers, last by theonlyone 16:07 Wed 03rd Feb 2010
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Like a bulldog chewing a wasp...

I've never actually seen a bulldog do this, but we've just had someone in our office that's doing a pretty damn good impression thereof. Can't name names, but she's the most miserable moaning...
13:59 Wed 03rd Feb 201016 answers, last by Judge Nutmeg 16:23 Wed 03rd Feb 2010
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Taxi drivers banned from putting notices in their cabs saying...

... "English Speaking Driver". Apparently it's been banned as racist. How ridiculous. What do you all think?...
13:38 Wed 03rd Feb 201011 answers, last by smudge 15:31 Wed 03rd Feb 2010
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Gay Priests....

Ha! So what's new?
12:08 Tue 02nd Feb 201019 answers, last by joggerjayne 12:39 Tue 02nd Feb 2010

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