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Hedgehog Story

Given the thread on hedgehogs this afternoon http://www.theanswerb...e/Question980529.html Two rabbits bounce up to a main road at night and there is a hedgehog standing there looking forlorn....
16:29 Sat 22nd Jan 20113 answers, last by hanman 20:16 Sat 22nd Jan 2011
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Are there wild chipmunks in the UK

I was travelling into Truro yesterday down the back lanes and there in the kerb was this squirrel like thing but with chipmunk colours, the black, grey and white down each side of the back and onto...
15:05 Sat 22nd Jan 20113 answers, last by hanman 20:11 Sat 22nd Jan 2011
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DT 26455

2d Dominant female who takes a fellow in 3-4 M--/---e- 12a First couple of elephants in highway charge again (6) r----- Many thanks - finshing top NW corner!...
18:15 Fri 21st Jan 20119 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 18:24 Fri 21st Jan 2011
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DT 26454

4d 1315 over the pond (7-5-3) --f----/--t--/---e 12a Service court review holds attraction for many (4-6) last letter 2nd word L...
20:32 Thu 20th Jan 20115 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 20:37 Thu 20th Jan 2011
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This One should get you Going Tomorrow

Reference the BBC news on Cameron's dilemma with the European Court of Justice viz. The H of Parliament and the political angle. Should Prisoners have the right of vote (and in view of the previous...
23:21 Wed 19th Jan 201113 answers, last by R1Geezer 11:56 Thu 20th Jan 2011
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Just found this brilliant scam!!!!

Australian Police have been unable to recommend a prosecution for the following scam: A company takes out a newspaper advertisement claiming to be able to supply imported hard core pornographic...
22:08 Wed 19th Jan 201130 answers, last by bobjugs12 01:40 Mon 24th Jan 2011
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Two Scottish Nuns visit the USA

Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat and one says to the other, “I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs.” “Odd,” her companion replies,...
21:59 Wed 19th Jan 20111 answer, last by boxtops 01:06 Thu 20th Jan 2011
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Whats wrong with Emmerdale

Anybody else got this weird semi transparent black box across most of the lower third of the programme. It is not on any other channel...........
20:03 Wed 19th Jan 201113 answers, last by Dodger666 11:32 Thu 20th Jan 2011
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In Honour of the Fim "The King's Speech"

King George Vi goes into a pet shop. "I-I-I-d l-l-like t-t-t-o b-buy t-t-that p-p-parr-ottt in t-t-the w-wi-ndow." "Yyyyess the the p-p-parrott is is for s-s-sale" says the shop...
19:43 Wed 19th Jan 20114 answers, last by boxtops 20:10 Wed 19th Jan 2011
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Posting this Insurance Joke

To welcome our new adviser on insurance matters to the site! A widow went to the hospital because she was very sick. After some testing a doctor told her, "There is no easy way to say this. You...
20:17 Tue 18th Jan 20114 answers, last by Gazza61 14:06 Wed 19th Jan 2011
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Comment on the Antiques Roadshow - Just now

Can't let this one go without some input from fellow ABers.... Just a minute or so ago, Bunny Campione, cracking a bull whip, said "Rodeo comes to Norfolk" Now that must be worth some...
19:36 Sun 16th Jan 201117 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 20:51 Sun 16th Jan 2011
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Last one in DT 26446

1a Bribe reserve, otherwise last in pavilion (6) --b-r-
23:16 Tue 11th Jan 20113 answers, last by bibblebub 23:20 Tue 11th Jan 2011
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Any views on A3s

The mater is thinking of one, excellent condition and priced at £2k for a 1.8T petrol automatic 2002. Looks like its a good buy as the market suggests 2.5 to 3.5 as the spread on age and...
22:05 Sun 09th Jan 20116 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 19:24 Tue 11th Jan 2011
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Michael Vaughan in fine Form last night at the ashes

I see Michael Vaughan was in fine form last night with the one liners like "What do you call an Aussie who has a hundred runs to his name?" The Bowler "What do you call an Aussie...
20:34 Fri 07th Jan 20116 answers, last by mickrog 19:52 Sat 08th Jan 2011
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Just posted this on the sport page re the imminent Ashes win.

It is rather to have the boot on our foot for once........ A woman goes into her local police station. "Officer, help me, I have been raped by an Australian cricketer." "What?"...
21:35 Thu 06th Jan 20111 answer, last by jno 11:55 Sat 08th Jan 2011
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DT 26441

1a settlement is potentially put at risk (10) ----r----- 4d staff charge is steep (8) ------t- 12a Can lease be adjusted, after profit from retail activity (9,4) --e-----e/-a-- 13d Just yawns,...
18:36 Wed 05th Jan 20116 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 18:42 Wed 05th Jan 2011
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DT (last two)

Just need this iritating one to then release the last clue. 25d Trade commonly in road heading north for island 5l i---a This then triggers 28a One other to check on 29a Sharp cry coming from narrow...
19:07 Tue 04th Jan 20114 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 19:12 Tue 04th Jan 2011
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Irish Shopping.

Paddy goes out with Mick to the New Year sales - he's looking for new wellies. He's in this shop and he turns to Mick, "Theese green wellies, Mick, they have a letter in each boot, L in one and R...
21:18 Sun 02nd Jan 20113 answers, last by missprim 13:02 Mon 03rd Jan 2011
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anyone seen bibblebub

Just thinking of bibblebub as the crossword clues are flooding and he is usually right on the button with responses
20:24 Sat 01st Jan 201110 answers, last by factor30 12:46 Sun 02nd Jan 2011
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another Pearly Gates

Think I will give jaydah's joke a wide berth as no doubt there will a fatwa announced over his yarn Another Pearly Gates on though. Pavarotti goes into Heaven and up to the Pearly Gates where he meets...
19:45 Sat 01st Jan 201110 answers, last by jaydah 14:29 Fri 07th Jan 2011

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