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tiggerblue10
I'm going to juice a load of veg! :o(
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sleekit-kate
i think i'll pop a couple of eggs in a pan,i like hard boiled eggs with my salad,also have tuna pasta,that'll do me???
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Sachs
that makes you act daft ;0) Son has just text me on his mobile from the garden, I'm in the front room & we're having this daft conversation between one another. The last text from him said ' come out...
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SuDFB
- I have a big mouth and -I am quite loud! -I am NOT a gossip but I get involved with everyone's dirty business.
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SuDFB
This is as light as a feather yet no man can hold it for long.
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SuDFB
With pointed fangs it sits in wait... With piercing force its doles out fate... Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might... Eternally joining in a single bite... What am I???
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albaqwerty
wetter, the more it dries?
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cymruambyth1
when made by someone else? If I make a sandwich I usually leave half of it, but if someone else makes me one it tastes so much better? Why is that?
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stokemaveric
if an aircraft carrier was flying at 800 miles an hour and australia is 12000 miles away how long would it take to fly to canberra if it landed in singapore for 43 minutes?
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MWB
It's midnight. Yawn. Type again tomorrow.
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MWB
Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?
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albaqwerty
dry but comes down wet?
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MWB
I have two arms, but fingers none. I have two feet, but cannot run. I carry well, but I have found I carry best with my feet OFF the ground.
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albaqwerty
a hungry horse in 4 letters
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SuDFB
Violet, indigo, blue and green, yellow, orange and red; these are the colors you have seen after the storm has fled.
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SuDFB
What year comes next in this sequence: 1973 1979 1987 1993 1997 1999 p.s. think carefully :)
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SuDFB
Three lives have I. Gentle enough to soothe the skin. Light enough to caress the sky. Hard enough to crack rocks.
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joggerjayne
Crikey, it's hot today. Happily, I have opened the balcony doors to allow the sea breeze to cool my office ... ... which is lovely. What ... ??? Who are you calling a smug bitch? =0)
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SuDFB
Mr Plane says hi to the birds flying by... ''Hey there birds how many of you are there?'' Birds reply '' Us plus us plus half of us plus quarter of us plus you makes 100 so how many of us are there???...
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lillythepink
Hi All We are using the same room for our wedding ceremony as where the band eqipment is stored. We can push the band equipment into an alcove, but it will still be visable and people will be sitting...

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