Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open. All members are welcomed back again this week, but are respectfully requested to leave their animals at home. Exceptions may be made in the case of animals that fit into pockets or handbags (like Alfie) but the committee cannot continue arranging for the large amounts to be cleared up. If you wish to bring your animal along, please submit its dimensions in triplicate to the relevant subcommittee. Thank you for your assistance in this matter.

[atsgran]

I took Humfry home with me last week, and I've lost him so I won't bring him this week, but I have brought a large packet of Revels for the raffle, oh wait a minute - lost them, did I eat them???????????????

[ladyalex]

You've EATEN Humphry???

[atsgran]

Hope not , but a bit confused this week, oh found the Revels, now did I eat Hump or not?????????

[Naomicorlett]

Hello I am back from me 'ollidays . I think I had a good time. I haven't any aminals but can I come in anyway ?. Start up the jelly bean cocktail machine I'm acoming!!

[Mamyalynne]

Alfie is bagged as requested and i have some potted shrimps for the raffle as the spiders were such a success

[ladyalex]

Surely you cannot have eaten a whole camel...I know he was only a smallish one, but nevertheless, do you really think you could have got the hump down you ?

[Mamyalynne]

the mixer is on and have some little umbrellas too and coctail cherries

[ladyalex]

Welcome, all.
No more eating of animals now......at least not before they're dead.

[ladyalex]

Where did you get the cocktails from ?
I'm going to have trouble tonight I can tell.
Eating camels and smuggling in cockerels to steal their feathers....I may have to go and have a lie down in the back lounge.

Has anyone found the raffle prizes ?

[Mamyalynne]

og atsgran surely you ate a caramel , you are confused dear have some meds

[ladyalex]

A caramel...thank goodness..the vice of sanity

[Mamyalynne]

cockerels feathers are you alright milady have you been out in the sun??

We always have cocktails they are good for yoy

[atsgran]

Remember now, it had chocolate on it I think it was a caramel, but I'd better have those meds, I have terrible indigestion tonight,

[Meg]

Good evening ladies. I haven't brought any animals but I have brought some bed socks for the raffle.

[Mamyalynne]

as well as potted shrimps for raffling i have two puce padded coathangers and a brass shoehorn

[ladyalex]

I can have yoy, I enyoy yoy
I don't have to eat live animals or pull feathers out of poor little birdies to enyoy myself.....

[Mamyalynne]

evening meg ta for the sox

heres some bisodol atsgran

[ladyalex]

Those raffle prizes sound marvellous..definitely a cut above our usual tenas and syrup of figs.
Hope I win the shoehorn......I've always liked a bit of brass.

[Mamyalynne]

what flaavour yoy wouldst though desire

Pernod perhaps??

[ladyalex]

Pernod and Bailleys as usual, please

Is Ellie OK ?