Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open. All members are welcomed back again this week, but are respectfully requested to leave their animals at home. Exceptions may be made in the case of animals that fit into pockets or handbags (like Alfie) but the committee cannot continue arranging for the large amounts to be cleared up. If you wish to bring your animal along, please submit its dimensions in triplicate to the relevant subcommittee. Thank you for your assistance in this matter.

[atsgran]

But if we all have camouflage uniforms on, how will we find each other?

[Naomicorlett]

Lady Alex just buy 2 size 14s.

[Mamyalynne]

sorry naomi not even close Ellie was and i hope is a very real heffalup


here you are atsgran another peppo biso cocky

lady alex will check if they do marquee sizes in the uniform

[ladyalex]

Brilliant, Naomi...I knew you would be an asset...tendency to ask silly questions about elephant costumes and bumbershoots, but nevertheless, an asset.

As for the camouflage uniforms, I don't think it will make a great deal of difference, as we tend to lose each other anyway. Perhaps we could customise them
For example , I could wear my second best tiara with mine

[Naomicorlett]

http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B000OY0L2E/ref=asc_ df_B000OY0L2E394958/?tag=shopzilcouk-21&creati ve=7966&creativeASIN=B000OY0L2E&linkCode=asn
here yoy go.

[ladyalex]

I thought we had agreed not to feed atsgran any more live animals ?
It's been playing havoc with her digestion.

[Meg]

Could somebody remind me who Alfie is? I think he arrived after I had swilled my meds down with a bottle of Bacardi!!

[ladyalex]

Perfect Naomi...just my size and with handy pockets and vents.

[atsgran]

burp!!!!!!!!

[Naomicorlett]

I believe the vents are for the wind. OOPS sorry .! Hic Fart Etc .

[ladyalex]

Ladies do not break wind, Naomi, as you must know.
Horses f*rt, men break wind but ladies hold it in.

[Naomicorlett]

Yeah Right!!

[atsgran]

I've arranged for a group of surgeons to come in and demonstrate operations, they will be looking for volunteers, could anyone wishing to participate please form a straight line somewhere

[Naomicorlett]

I couldn't form a straight line ....I am too curvy.

[Meg]

Should sturgeons be kept out of water?

[ladyalex]

Will they shout "Aunty Government Slogans"...that's what they always say on TV that demonstrators shout. I've never heard anyone shouting it, so I'll volunteer to come and watch.
Will they be wearing their greens ?

[Mamyalynne]

sorry miss meg here is Alfie who i rescued from a reacue centre in cumbria he`s an agouti and a cutie

http://consejo.bz/belize/images/animals/herbiv ores/agouti.jpg

[atsgran]

Any lettuce leaf or other green should be given to elli when we find her

[Mamyalynne]

OOh do they do ingrown toenails mine are killing me in these high heeled boots

[caththecrazy]

Ellie come back they don't want you anymore - typical I have a week off and they try to kick you outta the club - it's not good form what?

We'll stage a sit in Ellie and me and you won't be able to go anywhere.

I'm disappointed to say the least. We, Ellie and I , have to reconsider our position but we have lost the compass so may take a while....