Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open. All members are welcomed back again this week, but are respectfully requested to leave their animals at home. Exceptions may be made in the case of animals that fit into pockets or handbags (like Alfie) but the committee cannot continue arranging for the large amounts to be cleared up. If you wish to bring your animal along, please submit its dimensions in triplicate to the relevant subcommittee. Thank you for your assistance in this matter.

[ladyalex]

I think you have found your home, Petal. A hundred thousand welcomes as they say they say in the Hielands....I've always been suspicious of that garlic language....thay could be saying anything to you.

[Mamyalynne]

tambo so many of us wear the wrong size is true nad funny fungi can affect that area

[slinky.kate]

yooooohoooooooo.i'm back again,sorry i havent been for a few weeks,i have brought round a bag of goodies,some blue and pink hair dyes,hair nets,hair bands with wobbly bees on them,setting lotion,nit shampoo and a bonecomb,i went to a car boot sale and got them in a job lot ,oh and a bottle of iodine.

[Mamyalynne]

Katie k k k katie what a lovely surprise and what a lovely load of hair acessories


atgran do you want any pea with yoy chip

[ladyalex]

Thank you very much for the goodies, Kate.

Now, go to the bathroom...... none of us have forgotten your problem

[atsgran]

Tambo you've knocked over all the sturgeons equipment, and it was all sterile, or was that the sturgeons? look I found my S

[ladyalex]

would that be muhy pea ?
if o, can I have ome too ?

[Mamyalynne]

shall i get the "Slippery floor" warning cone ready milady

[ladyalex]

Oh no!
Sterile sturgeons...no more caviar.....Lordalex will go ballistic...and he's already almost burst a blood vessel shouting at the traffic...

[Mamyalynne]

what time are the ops starting will have some more aneast....aneeth...anest...drink

[Naomicorlett]

I dont want pea with my chips....what a truly disgusting suggestion !! I will have vinegar as usual.

[ladyalex]

I think it would be prudent to get the cone out, Mamya.
Talking of prudent, we haven't seen Prudentia for a while....perhaps she has attained wisdom

[caththecrazy]

Ohh out the way I need the ...

Look what you made me do ..we need to do some funding raising I think to buy a few commodes then we will save all the wet floors.

The cocktails are as good as ever and these space cakes are sooooooooooooo dreamy and ohh I love the bright lights and shooting stars ...

[petal54]

v.true ladyalex,had got rather over crowded in the cellar,too many bird droppings

[ladyalex]

Is that where the cockerels are kept ?

[Naomicorlett]

I have some perfumed drawer liners for the raffle . They come in a packet marked.....Let me find mes lunnettes >> Ah I see tena lady.

[Meg]

I've just tripped over a bucket, tis not good enough, last week I slipped on the soggy floor. Where's matron?

[ladyalex]

Are you any kin of Slinkykate, caththecrazy ?
You seem to have similar problems.
Mamya...get the mop out....

[petal54]

cockateels actualllly!

[Mamyalynne]

you haven`t been in the cellar petal have you we never speak of the place since the notorious incident of which we dare not speak

shall i pop up the lane milady and give his lordship s drop of his calming tincture?