Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open. All members are welcomed back again this week, but are respectfully requested to leave their animals at home. Exceptions may be made in the case of animals that fit into pockets or handbags (like Alfie) but the committee cannot continue arranging for the large amounts to be cleared up. If you wish to bring your animal along, please submit its dimensions in triplicate to the relevant subcommittee. Thank you for your assistance in this matter.

[tamborine]

Could you save me a bucket of camel droppings please......I have some magic-mushroom I want to grow?

Harrods have given me a big order. The space cakes are in huge demand at Harrods - dont tell Jamie I've taken his retail space!

[petal54]

i'm a little confused,not taken correct tabs.today,give us a clue as to what crossword this thread is for please peeps,not compare the confused.com?thanks

[alexanderd]

is that a surgeon over there, my bunions are killing me tonight I hope we arent expected to dance like the other week that dashing white sergeant did for me

[Mamyalynne]

oh alba what ahelp you are thats lovely but alfie is fine he never leaves my side (good job we share the same taste in bath gels)


Milady with great deference i think you have the tiara on the wrong foot regarding wages

[atsgran]

I've lost an S\has anyone seen it, its camoflaged so might be difficult to spot

[caththecrazy]

I have lots of paper matron but I can't get it to work it just sits there..we haven't seen Humprey but I'm sure he will return

I've bought 2 raffle prizes what with me missing a week - a zimmer frame without any zimmer (they were giving them away) and a half eaten jar of something orange with white fluffy bits on top - it looks quite pretty

Can I have a cocktail now - I'm so thirsty

[Naomicorlett]

Ah Petal my love . Petal my dove . What a beautiful Petal you are , you are. What abeautiful Petal ( if slightly dim ) you are.
Do yoy not underconstumble that we are here in disguise ?

[Mamyalynne]

Petal yoy sound confused enough to be in so put down your pen for a while


Cathy the cocktails are on the dresser in the greater lesser lower hallway

[Naomicorlett]

Atsgran....whats a S\has ??

[ladyalex]

Does that make you atgran the turgeon now , atsgran ,as was ?

[Mamyalynne]

did someone say that ellie and humphrey have had their chips oh i so hope not what a loss they would be and no droppings for tambos toadstools

[Mamyalynne]

Sorry think i just swept up a S/has

[atsgran]

Sorry naomi cant top, on my way to the upper lower bigger wee hallway for a cocktail. ee you later

[ladyalex]

Is someone going fo rchips already ?
A bit early tonight, but never mind. Can I have a bag of chips, a pickled egg and a gherkin, please ?
I'll pay you next week as usual.

Are you sure about the wages, Mamya ?

[Meg]

No, I asked if they were chipped, if they are we can track them down.

[alexanderd]

mamy have ellie and humph eaten the chips? I knew we should have left them at home

[caththecrazy]

Ellie is here - keep up!!!

We are off to the greater lesser lower hallway for cocktails - actually I'll just get ellie to stretch her trunck down and get some.

I think the surgeons have arrived - I'm not sure they are the ones you were expecting as they appear to have brought several chain saws and are taking a great interest in the big oak outside.....

[petal54]

i'm fine now thepeagreeboat has docked now,the owl has landed,so off to morroccooooo,to colect the sandwichesthat bubba delivered to wrong do

[tamborine]

stand back.....am undoing this bra - I can't breathe

[atsgran]

Can I have a chipped roll tonight, cant find the traight line for the urgeon could you make a noie o I can find you