Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open. All members are welcomed back again this week, but are respectfully requested to leave their animals at home. Exceptions may be made in the case of animals that fit into pockets or handbags (like Alfie) but the committee cannot continue arranging for the large amounts to be cleared up. If you wish to bring your animal along, please submit its dimensions in triplicate to the relevant subcommittee. Thank you for your assistance in this matter.

[Meg]

Has atsgran really eaten Humphrey? He was my best friend.

[atsgran]

Ah, love the socks, think they would look really nice on my bed. Thanks matron needed that - burp! burp! oh thats better. ok what colour of numbers do we have tonight for the raffle?

[ladyalex]

We think she ate a caramel really...Matron has examined her and is pretty sure that she hasn't eaten Humphry.
She does, however, seem to have lost him.....but I'm not at all certain of that. I think he'll be in the Conservatory as usual.
Expect Matron will have a look later.

[Naomicorlett]

Can I have number pink tickets tonight ? I won a bottle of fizz and a boat trip on a raffle on my 'olliday ( for real ) -- should I enyoy them together dya fink ? or would a slight hiatus be required for wisdom's sake.

[Mamyalynne]

Haven`t seen Ellie since last week, maybe someone took her home??

[ladyalex]

Nobody wants a hernia, Naomi. I think they're a bit painful......I should drink the cruise then take the champagne together.

[Mamyalynne]

Naomi if you are troubled with hiatus you may have some bisodol in your cocktail too

[atsgran]

Wasn't me honest, at least I don't think I did no just checked my bag, she's not there

[Naomicorlett]

yes please. A pepto- bisodal cocktail please.

[Mamyalynne]

mind the umbrellas dont go up noses folks tho they are a bit tall

[Meg]

Welcome back Naomi, did your thumbs enjoy their break?

[Naomicorlett]

PS 1 question . Who ? What is Ellie ? How big? What am I looking for? How many questions is that ?

[Mamyalynne]

have got me a new uniform a touch of camouflage so i can lurk unseen in conservatory

http://www.fancydresspartycostumes.co.uk/image s/lc8244.jpg

[Naomicorlett]

Cor Miss Meg . Fancy you remembering my thumbs. Yes they are fine . I took them to the Tower Of London and introduced them to the thumb-screw. They have behaved ever since then.

[ladyalex]

Oh Naomi, have you broken your thumbs, poor you...and on your holidays too.
Mamya...can you maybe use folding umbrellas next week.

Injecting a note of true insanity here, I did know someone, a long time ago, who referred to umbrellas as 'bumbershoots' and the folding ones as 'propelling bumbershoots' .

[atsgran]

Matron can I have another bisodol pernod cocktail please, can feel a lump of indigestion again, has anyone ordered any entertainment tonight?

[Naomicorlett]

http://www.allfancydress.com/Fancy-Dress-Costu me/888267/Adult-Elephant-Costume.aspx
is this Ellie ? Do I get a prize ?

[Naomicorlett]

What goes up the chimney down but not down the chimney up ?

[ladyalex]

mamya, I think we should adopt that uniform. It is just marvellous.
Do you think it comes in a size 28 ?

[ladyalex]

If you're going to be silly about Ellie, Naomi......





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