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Today's Fabulous Alternative Menu For The More Adventurous (OK, Heston?)

Been Awfully busy today but Hugh gave me an idea. At this time of year our vets are busy converting male calves and sheep to something more useful, (snip, snip). What a waste of good meat! With the...
12:42 Thu 08th Apr 20103 answers, last by Androcles 13:01 Thu 08th Apr 2010
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Tonight's fabulous alternative menu

The special alternative evening menu straight from our own sophisticated Kitchen: Tonight we have a choice of Game pie made with squirrel haunch and pigeon breast from animals trapped in our own...
16:13 Wed 07th Apr 201011 answers, last by pastafreak 21:46 Wed 07th Apr 2010
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Consumer-opinion.com

See them advertising on AB, is anybody a contributor and are they any good?
12:49 Tue 30th Mar 2010
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Job Motivation

Kenny, the Rooster, cost a lot of money at the auction but the farmer decided he'd be worth it so he bought him. He took him home and set him down in the farmyard , first giving the him a pep talk....
19:07 Wed 24th Mar 20103 answers, last by lauraclark 08:35 Wed 16th May 2012
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Here's an odd one, wife to pay husband in divorce settlement

When they divorced, their assets were split equally, but his relied on an £88m investment in property, but it collapsed into negative value. She is an heiress so was told to pay him £5m...
14:19 Wed 24th Feb 20104 answers, last by ahmskunnirt 15:43 Wed 24th Feb 2010
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Unblock your sinuses - jerk your gherkin?

Have had a bad night with blocked sinuses - was doing some internet research and came up with this: http://scienceblogs.c...afed_when_your_no.php A novel approach.............
07:17 Wed 24th Feb 20103 answers, last by China Doll 08:07 Wed 24th Feb 2010
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The world's most thankless jobs......

Marriage Guidance Counsellor to Katie Price Middle East Sales Manager, Danish Bacon Company Insurance Consultant to Osama Bin Laden Director Corporate Governance, Royal Bank of Scotland Equality and...
00:16 Sat 13th Feb 20104 answers, last by dothawkes31 00:29 Sat 13th Feb 2010
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What a rubbish game...

....Rugby Union has become, with thirty fat men with no necks spending 70 of the 80 minutes rolling around in a heap with the ball in the middle of them, with the referee blowing his whistle every so...
16:59 Sun 07th Feb 201013 answers, last by McMouse 12:55 Tue 09th Feb 2010
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Why do women.....

....do this? I was in a meeting today, attended amongst others, by a female colleague, with whom we have all worked for years and would regard as a friend. She was wearing a fairly short skirt, which...
23:14 Wed 03rd Feb 201064 answers, last by mccfluff 11:11 Thu 04th Feb 2010
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Weight Loss Programme

The old ones are best..... A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year...
11:48 Wed 03rd Feb 20103 answers, last by besthealthlab 06:24 Sat 01st Sep 2018
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Bad Day?

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just...
23:24 Mon 01st Feb 2010
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Nothing changes!

I was just reading a book about the fourteenth century, which had a medieval joke: First Merchant to second "Art thou married? Second merchant "Indeed Sir, I was. I had three wives, but they...
16:15 Mon 01st Feb 20105 answers, last by heathfield 18:31 Mon 01st Feb 2010
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How old are you?

A little girl and her mother were out and about. Out of the blue, the girl asked her mother, "Mommy, How old are you?" The mother responded, "Honey, women don't talk about their age....
23:19 Fri 29th Jan 20103 answers, last by Jemisa 23:41 Fri 29th Jan 2010
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What's going on?

I tried to open the question in CB "So you think you have problems", but it did not open in a timely way. Instead I noticed on the bottom bar it kept saying "Transferring data from...
22:33 Fri 29th Jan 201013 answers, last by mrs.chappie 22:54 Fri 29th Jan 2010
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German Government says do not use Internet Explorer

The Germans have said that the security hole in IE 6. 7 and 8 is so serious they recommend it not being used until MS plug the hole which may take several days. A guy on BBC has just advised not use...
20:40 Sat 16th Jan 20103 answers, last by Androcles 23:39 Sat 16th Jan 2010
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Radiation from Security Whole Body Scanners - are they safe?

In the helter skelter race to install Whole Body Scanners, are the authorities happy that the resulting exposure to radiation is safe or will we get a whole range of lawsuits from people claiming they...
17:14 Tue 05th Jan 20104 answers, last by erickwilson37 05:57 Wed 02nd Nov 2022
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Detecting laptops in Car Boot

If your WiFi enabled laptop is locked in your boot and switched off, is it possible for a thief to ping it from outside the vehicle to see if there is a laptop in there? If so, does it make any...
10:24 Tue 05th Jan 20104 answers, last by ChuckFickens 13:50 Tue 05th Jan 2010
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Hijacking Threads

There seem to be a lot of good threads that suddenly get hijacked by people who seem to know each other taking it over for a chat, completely off topic, which rather leaves the questioner up the...
15:10 Tue 29th Dec 200918 answers, last by jno 16:46 Tue 29th Dec 2009
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Removed Answers

I have just noticed that one of my answers has been removed, according to the statistics on my profile. How can I tell what this was removed for? I certainly don't go abusing people, although I may...
13:49 Mon 07th Dec 200910 answers, last by tilly75 21:19 Sat 16th Jan 2010
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Staff Christmas Parties - so now you know........

A press release: Fighting and threatening behaviour top list of reasons for discipline or dismissal following staff Christmas party One in ten workers know of someone from their organisation who has...
13:18 Wed 02nd Dec 2009

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