I am running Outlook Express on XP. I'm going away for a week, and i want to leave an 'out of the office' message for people who e-mail me. Can't find out how to do this - can someone explain for me...
My daughter has installed MSN on our Windows XP system, and now wants to delete it. I have searched for it in 'add/remove' - can't find it. I have searched for it using the 'search' programme and...
The title escapes me - shows how keen I am but ... don't you find the whole concept really creepy? The idea that kids dress up and perform like minature aduts, with rictus grins and faux sexuality...
In the film 'Grease', one of Danny's tardy friends is threatened with a session 'banging erasers after class' to keep him in line. Anyone any idea what this means?
When I find a pic. I like on Google Images and save it as my PC background, it saves as multiple images. How do I get just one pic the right size and dimensions to fit my screen?
Do you pine for clubs of your youth? I still miss The Tin Can, The Odeon and Edwards No. 8 in Birmingham - I saw loads of bands at all of them. Anyone else look fondly back to their youth, and clubs...
My daughter has bought a new PC which has Wndows Vista on it. I have managed to set it up for her, I'm at the 'tweaking' stage now, and because I have XP, I'm struggling a bit. How can I - reduce the...
I have a bad relationship with my two older sisters, based on the fact that they think i neglect our mother, and they have made it clear that I will not be welcome at her funeral. My mother and I have...
If I play a video clip, and then go to my WMP and press Play, it plays the clip, even though I didn;t ask it to be saved. How can I find and delete these unwanted clips I have simply watched - I don't...
I am advised by the gorgeous Assistant Editor of Drummer Magazine that a member of the cast was seen reading this esteemed publication in Monday's episode. I feel a swell of pride, as a regular writer...
A man walks into a dentist and asks how much to extract all his teeth. "Fifty pounds sir. " says the dentist. "Here's a tenner," replies the man. "Slacken 'em!"
..... my heart went out to Jade Goody last night when her mum was evicted from Big Brother without warning. What ever effect the producers were aiming for, it can't have been the car crash TV moment...
I had an e-mail from Google inviting me to upgrade my Google Home Page, which I did. The problem is, I don't like the new set-up and I want to go back to how it was before I upgraded it. Can anyone...
Recently, Google sent me a lkink to update my Google Homepage, which I did. Problem is, I don't like the new set-up, and I want my old one back! How can I revert back to the original Windows 2000...
I must be - I tuned into Russel Brand on Radio Two tonight, and I could only manage ten minutes before I had to switch it off! Undistracted by his weird Paganini / Byron appearence, I was left with...