Today my little brother was taken to A&E because his daycarer shut his thumb in the door (accidently), and his nail has come off. At the hospital, the nurse said it's likely his thumb nail will never...
Me so far... Dannone Activia thing and multi vitamin tablet. Brekkie - branflakes and sultanas with skimmed milk. Banana Lunch - Mozzarella, loads of cherry tomatoes and 98% fat free turkey meat. 2...
Of these 3 morning groans, which would raise the most eyebrows ? 1) I drunk 6 pints of Stella last night. 2) I had a bottle and a half of red wine last night. 3) I got through over a half a bottle of...
If you sneeze on a Monday, you sneeze for danger; Sneeze on a Tuesday, kiss a stranger; Sneeze on a Wednesday, sneeze for a letter; Sneeze on a Thursday, something better; Sneeze on a Friday, sneeze...
What did you eat today? Me... Brekkie - banflakes and sultanas with skimmed milk. Lunch - some herb potatoes in Harvey Nics. Tea - not yet but got some tuna I'm gonna have with some sweetcorn. Lots of...
im going to a xmas golf do soon where you are seated next to someone you dont particularly know on a different table away from you partner! i hate it and always need a few stiff drinks before sitting...
somebody has fraudently set up a standing order using my bank account details, cancelled it on finding out, but nobody has my details so how did this fraudster get them?