Donate SIGN UP

Bbbananas

841 to 860 of 1355

First Previous 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 Next Last

Avatar Image
Bbbananas

I've always had a strange relationship with sausagemeat.

No - I'm not vying for the 'bizarrest thread title of the week' - this is leading on from an answer I gave on another thread. As a child I would sneak into the pantry, squeeze the sausagemeat out of a...
15:03 Thu 10th Dec 200930 answers, last by wiggal 16:23 Thu 10th Dec 2009
Avatar Image
Bbbananas

Do you want the truth or something beautiful?

Tell the truth - are you, or have you ever been considered beautiful?
13:22 Thu 10th Dec 200930 answers, last by sallabananas 14:37 Thu 10th Dec 2009
Avatar Image
Bbbananas

As Maggie said "This lady is not for turning...."

Good job not all women think that way, eh lads? Personally I have to, quite regularly, as I get back spasms. And it's not your back you really want the spasms in, is it girls? I don't know why I'm...
13:19 Thu 10th Dec 20097 answers, last by sallabananas 14:21 Thu 10th Dec 2009
Avatar Image
Bbbananas

If I could be anyone else at the moment, I would be...

Penelope Cruz. Beautiful, talented, still young, AND engaged to Javier Bardem. Lucky moo. Who would you be at the moment, and why?...
12:56 Thu 10th Dec 200914 answers, last by sallabananas 14:36 Thu 10th Dec 2009
Avatar Image
Bbbananas

She's blaming it all on the nights of Broadway.

For gods's sake, what's to blame just cos she can't help singing love songs? These Americans are too easy to find someone or something to blame. Personally, I blame it all on the nights in Boston. And...
12:53 Thu 10th Dec 200915 answers, last by LoftyLottie 13:24 Thu 10th Dec 2009
Avatar Image
Bbbananas

Yummy Yummy Yummy I Got Love In My Tummy...

.. but then again, it could just be trapped wind.
13:40 Wed 09th Dec 200912 answers, last by Ankou 14:17 Wed 09th Dec 2009
Avatar Image
Bbbananas

Russell Brand... Skinned.

I really fancy the guy - despite the mouse that apparently once lived in his hair, despite the past heroin & booze addiction, despite the seedy h0mo experiences & despite his promiscuity.......
11:22 Wed 09th Dec 200970 answers, last by sallabananas 14:41 Wed 09th Dec 2009
Avatar Image
Bbbananas

Referring to a comment in a certain thread last night...

I am very tempted to ask what 'Fat Finger Syndrome' is? (referred to in the offending article mentioned above). But then again - if I did ask such a question, the thread would undoubtedly turn very...
10:54 Wed 09th Dec 200913 answers, last by David Black 12:29 Wed 09th Dec 2009
Avatar Image
Bbbananas

Would you buy knickers off E-bay?

Something craft said earlier made me think this... Even if they said they were 'unused'....
16:57 Tue 08th Dec 200923 answers, last by Ankou 17:12 Tue 08th Dec 2009
Avatar Image
Bbbananas

Are they still Waiting for Godot?

And Looking out for Linda? And just who is it who's Desperately Seeking Susan? These ponderances keep me awake at night....
16:34 Tue 08th Dec 200938 answers, last by joggerjayne 17:14 Tue 08th Dec 2009
Avatar Image
Bbbananas

Oh What A Night.... Late December 1963.

Just listening to this on local radio. I love this song.... Keith is looking aghast at my hip movements, but I just don't care today... What were you doing in late December 1963 - those of you who...
15:13 Tue 08th Dec 200917 answers, last by Bobbisox 16:07 Tue 08th Dec 2009
Avatar Image
Bbbananas

What keeps you awake at night?

14:00 Tue 08th Dec 200931 answers, last by rinkins 15:08 Tue 08th Dec 2009
Avatar Image
Bbbananas

I think I'm going to like today...

Sqad is "in a mischievous mood". Oh Goody... Come on my little sqadlet - let's give our public a good showing. Full-blown smut will have to wait until 10 a.m. at the very earliest - but we...
08:07 Tue 08th Dec 200922 answers, last by NoMercy 08:57 Tue 08th Dec 2009
Avatar Image
Bbbananas

How do you hold your liqueur? (By his ears....!)

In this season of goodwill, good tidings and (if you're lucky..) good liqueur - what sort of a 'drunk' are you? Loud, rude, funny, morbid, aggressive, obnoxious, giggly?
10:10 Mon 07th Dec 200930 answers, last by sallabananas 13:57 Mon 07th Dec 2009
Avatar Image
Bbbananas

Regurgitating Rats.

Has anyone seen that after-the-watershed (thankfully - little kiddlewinkles would be scarred for life) advert where a bloke stands his kitchen and coughs up a rat? It's supposed to warn people that...
10:47 Thu 03rd Dec 200912 answers, last by jays_son 11:16 Thu 03rd Dec 2009
Avatar Image
Bbbananas

I shouldn't laugh, but...

Animals & Nature has a thread at the moment entitled "Ferret advice needed..." Apparently some poor ferret "has poo'ed twice normally, but can't get a lot passed (sic) his...
16:41 Mon 30th Nov 200943 answers, last by yogi-bear 18:15 Mon 30th Nov 2009
Avatar Image
Bbbananas

I've had a morning to skim through 9 days' threads...

... and I have to say the one that's made me laugh out loudest was the question "Is it bad etiquette to take sex toys with you on a 2nd date...?" Priceless. What's your best question of the...
11:34 Fri 27th Nov 200919 answers, last by Drisgirl 14:05 Fri 27th Nov 2009
Avatar Image
Bbbananas

Huh.... I see no-one missed me then?

... other than My Darling Sqadlet.
11:00 Fri 27th Nov 200928 answers, last by ChuckFickens 12:15 Fri 27th Nov 2009
Avatar Image
Bbbananas

Don't you just hate an anti-climax?

(Or even an aunty-climax come to that... Urgh.) So disappointing and you feel like a balloon that's been let down verrrrry verrry slowly. Rather than that riproaring farting sound & it flying away...
16:31 Wed 18th Nov 200922 answers, last by sallabananas 17:31 Wed 18th Nov 2009
Avatar Image
Bbbananas

Neurology for me tomorrow...then Cardiff for a Tour Of The Relatives...

Wish me luck... especially with the relatives which is a far more scarier prospect than an MRI scan. I've already met the sister (think Christine Hamilton) & she's ok once she's p1ssed... but...
11:50 Wed 18th Nov 200917 answers, last by sallabananas 13:24 Wed 18th Nov 2009

841 to 860 of 1355

First Previous 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 Next Last