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that effeminate scouser ex-of Frankie Goes To Hollywood. He's just been talking on the radio - what an annoying nasally twanging irritating voice he has. Nowt to do with him being gay, or even scouser...
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you decide to go on a diet - all you can think about is food. you decide to become celibate - all you can think of is sex. Not really a question, just an observation, cos my stomach's rumbling....
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Nellie Mae - the name of Zoe Ball & Norman Cook's new little daughter. How sweet - I think this is a lovely name. I used to have an Aunty Nellie, and who 'of a certain generation' can ever forget...
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It's driving me mad - anyone know the name of the actress who played the florist, Vanya?
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it's always with a sense of shame. I've always been the one to blame, for everything I long to do, no matter when or where or who, has one thing in common too - it's a sin. Do you look back on your...
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..then society corrupts him. Man is born free... ...but everywhere he is in chains. do you agree?...
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I've had a condenser dryer for about 5 years now - it's kept in my garage. Towels have always taken a long time to dry - approx 2 hours. However a month ago we moved the tumbler nearer the garage door...
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So I hereby vow to worship it nightly... How do you treat yours?...
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This is what I dreamt last night. I think the Beechams Flu Plus, on top of the ticker tablets must be making the dreams even more weird & vivid. I was at a christening party (my baby; but let's...
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Paul O'Grady's just been talking to Fern Britton about his dead pets slot that he features on his own radio programme.... Now, there's something just not right about that. I wish he'd change the...
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.. when I say that no_know has got it in for me :-(
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Just heard on the radio that Teddy Prendergast has died. Mmm, I thought, he's a bit young - a few years younger than I, what a shame. Then I realised I was thinking of Teddy Sheringham. Teddy...
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Do you wear them? Winter and/or summer? Any particular favourite style? I was just saying to Jogger Jayne I quite fancy one of those furry ones with the flaps - a la Fergie when she first came to the...
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All this acting about with cockatoos and tattooes, I've just had a call from Papworth giving me the date of my operation. I'm not so c0cky now - that's took the wind out of my sails a bit. I need to...
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... what design, picture or words would you have? Moi? I'd have a tattoo of Audrey Tatou..... just to see if anyone got the joke. (It'd look a bit stupid & people would think I was a lesbian...
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This is unsavoury, but I swear it's true. Last night I dreamt of a cockatoo (ooh - rhymes). No word of a lie folks - last night I dreamt I cr@pped a cockatoo. Not cr@pped on, or cr@pped near, I...
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Not the childhood strawberry picking, bulb cleaning, goosegog picking jobs (we were in farmland....) or the paper round, but first real job?
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They don't necessarily have to be a lovely person - just going by looks here. Moi? Penelope Cruz....
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Who is the most beautiful person you know - and why? Mine is my daughter. Not just because she's beautiful looking, but her nature and her whole being. Love her to bits......
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I have a peugeot 307 rapier - just got into work & my rear driving light has blown. Indicator & brake lights ok. this is a real pain in the @ss as I have a long night journey to make tonight....

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