after going to the heads (bog) and annouced "My rim is all out of shape". Now is there a correct answer to that? I just spluttered at the helm, he accused me of being mucky-minded (he had sat on his...
... back on terra firma. Back in Angleterre. Back at work :-( Have come back to multiple swine flu cases in my area, umpteen paranoid patients jamming my phone line, crappy weather & I haven't got a...
I'm packed, prepared, preened & plucked. No 'Man Overboard' - or else I'm f*****. I'm off with my rubber ring to go and meet my Johnny. Bye peeps - be good.
.. just read your question from yesterday - thought I'd better transfer it here, although 'odd innit' may still be an appropriate title. Supraventricular tachycardia Sqad. Had them since I was 12,...
Some, not all of you, reveal your christian names on here. What is yours (if you've a want to say), do you think it suits your personality, and if you had to change your christian name to one of your...
I know money isn't everything. I know some people say it's the root of all evil & wars. I know money cannot always buy happiness. (Although Tara Palmer-Tomkinson says that anyone who says money can't...
My mum used to sing that to me when I was little, and in turn I sang it to mine. Any other memories of funny songs or sayings from childhood? Can you remember Cecil was a caterpillar, Cecil was... and...
It is a well known fact that pregnant women sometimes get cravings for things other than food or drink etc. We have one lady who sees our midwife, who gets the urge to eat chalk. Chalk, along with...
Sun, vino, barbecue, good friends & a couple of exes (BF gone away sailing the seven seas; well the one sea anyway). This all makes me think I need some appropriate hip-swaying music to accompany such...
I think you can tell something about people from their choice of bedsheets. So - what do you slip your tired body between? Egyptian cotton with the highest thread count? Good old fashioned flanelette?...
Not the whole day, cos it's only Midday. But my vote for intruiging / amusing title of the day goes to:- "House for sale....but full of flies". wtf??!!!!
... that I read the other day (& from the horse's mouth, so to speak). Irish actor James Nesbit still sucks his thumb. What a brave thing to admit don't you think? (And it wasn't a tongue-in-cheek...
... & I'm sure there are a few of you. There's an unanswered thread on here entitled 'the cottaging sketchbook'. Mmmmm... sounds interesting, if somewhat offensive to some. Lots of black & white line...
A friend's little girl has just come back from a holiday in New York. Asked what she did there, she replied "It was great - we went to the Empire Strikes Back Building". I wonder if she also visited...
After watching the 2nd episode of Occupation last night, I must admit I've had a night of horrible vivid dreams. Whereas the first episode ended with a very funny scene (I'm (naked) English, from...
Someone I know vaguely has just given birth to a little girl and named her Delilah..... don't they know what this girl has to look forward to? Endless repetitions of Tom Jones' numbers, references to...
Did anyone see Occupation last night ? (yes, i know this should go in media & tv but CBers are the most likely people to have watched this). The last scene was pure tv magic. The 'fat lad' Danny...