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It's like trying to get blood out of a stone.

I've just used that expression in an e-mail to the BF. It made me think - who has ever been silly enough to even try? Where does that expression come from? Is it of biblical origin?
11:08 Fri 24th Apr 20091 answer, last by squarebear 11:09 Fri 24th Apr 2009
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A face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.

Now I can understand where that expression comes from. And a face like a slapped @rse - that's pretty obvious what it would look like (red cheeks). A face that only a mother could love - ahh (ugly). A...
08:53 Fri 24th Apr 20093 answers, last by MWB 08:55 Fri 24th Apr 2009
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(Un)fascinating fact.

Did you know that in France a paper clip is called a trombone? That could cause a bit of confusion in a music shop. Or a stationers... whatever.
15:07 Thu 23rd Apr 20094 answers, last by sqad617 15:13 Thu 23rd Apr 2009
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Going through the motions...

That expression makes me go "urgh" - because of the profession I'm in I supose - it gives me weird imagery. What expression or phrase don't you like - & why?
14:59 Thu 23rd Apr 200980 answers, last by Zacsmaster 16:11 Thu 23rd Apr 2009
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Have you ever been disowned?

My mum completely disowned me once in Boots in about 1979. Never mind genes & all things maternal - she turned her back on me & pretended she hadn't seen me when I knew darn well she had. Any Why?...
13:11 Thu 23rd Apr 200936 answers, last by CAJ1 08:15 Fri 24th Apr 2009
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Those were the days my friend...

... we'd thought they'd never end. Two colleagues, in their late 50's, are having a nostalgia-trip (about washing machines, so I'm not joining in). It set me off singing this song by Mary Hopkin...
09:44 Thu 23rd Apr 200910 answers, last by sallabananas 10:15 Thu 23rd Apr 2009
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A trivial titbit of info for you all...

.. regarding Eamon Holmes. Apparently he has never learned to tie his shoelaces in over 40 odd years. His mum always did it for him at home, & he has never learnt how to do it himself. I must admit, I...
15:42 Wed 22nd Apr 200922 answers, last by Zacsmaster 16:13 Wed 22nd Apr 2009
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Things that make you go hmmmm...

What makes you go hmmmm ?
14:11 Wed 22nd Apr 200927 answers, last by yogi.bear 15:39 Wed 22nd Apr 2009
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Crab paste....

... what's so funny about that then? Told my daughter this morning I had a craving for a crab paste sandwich, which I haven't had since I was 19. She snorted & said "Ooh, smell my fingers...". She...
10:23 Wed 22nd Apr 200933 answers, last by funnygirl 11:20 Wed 22nd Apr 2009
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Peugeot 307 Rapier 1.6 - 60K service

... can anyone give me a rough idea of what a 60,000 mile service would cost on this? I don't want to go & book it, until I know I can afford it....! thanks
08:01 Wed 22nd Apr 20094 answers, last by darren197373 19:34 Fri 24th Apr 2009
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It's a duck's life....

... never mind a dog's life. I've just sat & had my lunch at the local duck pond; lovely views, in the sun, nice. Well, apart from the greedy beggars swarming on me like a scene from Hitchcock's 'The...
13:39 Tue 21st Apr 200925 answers, last by what..the? 14:58 Tue 21st Apr 2009
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Have you ever had anyone make you feel...

... like Edvard Munch's 'The Scream'? Where you just want to hold your hands over your ears and aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh? I have.
09:37 Tue 21st Apr 200910 answers, last by bigmamma 11:38 Tue 21st Apr 2009
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Reasons to be cheerful...

... I've just been reading through Ian Drury's List of Reasons (yes; incredibly busy here again today...) & very entertaining they are too. What would you list as a reason to be cheerful today?
08:14 Tue 21st Apr 200939 answers, last by CAJ1 16:30 Tue 21st Apr 2009
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If you were a tv or famous detective...

... which one would you choose to be? (And anyone who says Gene Hunt from Life on Mars - come on over to my place, because I think he's fab, even though he would probably drive me mad if I lived with...
15:42 Mon 20th Apr 200913 answers, last by crazycathy2 20:59 Mon 20th Apr 2009
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Gems...

.. I haven't quoted any Corrie-isms lately - but there were two crackers recently which I must share. If only one of you finds them amusing, it'll make me feel less of a weirdo... "Why don't you come...
13:42 Mon 20th Apr 200915 answers, last by mrs.chappie 20:36 Mon 20th Apr 2009
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The things you mishear...

... I was getting ready for work this morning at some ungodly hour (6 a.m.) - heard the local news headlines in the background whilst I was flossing. "Local nurse from west yorkshire hospital charged...
10:05 Mon 20th Apr 200915 answers, last by sallabananas 16:08 Mon 20th Apr 2009
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Is anyone going to get laid tonight...

... and if so, will it be worth the effort - or will you end up thinking you could have got to sleep half an hour earlier, or not missed a good half of Jonathan Ross?
09:15 Fri 17th Apr 200944 answers, last by Barmaid 15:38 Fri 17th Apr 2009
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A second opinion on a Doctor....

... have just had a patient storming out of a consulting room shouting "That doctor is a tw@t - I want a second opinion". I was very tempted to say "Yes I agree - that Doctor is indeed a tw@t" - but...
16:15 Thu 16th Apr 200922 answers, last by scoodle 20:48 Thu 16th Apr 2009
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Today I have....

... spread my roots a little & branched out into other topics on here rather than just chatterbank. I have posted smut-free threads in Music (no answers as yet), Gardening (don't laugh), Body & soul...
15:53 Thu 16th Apr 200913 answers, last by sallabananas 16:33 Thu 16th Apr 2009
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Growing strawberries in a container...

... such as a hanging basket or box. Anyone tried this? Does it produce a lot of fruit? Any particular strawberry - such as alpine? Or is it all much more trouble than it's worth & they are better...
15:49 Thu 16th Apr 20094 answers, last by Rosetta 22:36 Sat 18th Apr 2009

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