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Would you boast about having a good pelvic thrush?

I just have.... I went very red. In the face I meant to say, obviously, pelvic thrust. As in, for my age, I am still very proficient at it when needs be. Have you recently said or wrote something...
10:02 Wed 17th Jun 200931 answers, last by craft1948 11:45 Wed 17th Jun 2009
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My pussy has been removed.

Sorry - missed the word 'thread' out. Why? It was only an opinion.... Some animal lovers have no sense of humour.
16:09 Mon 15th Jun 200915 answers, last by joggerjayne 16:36 Mon 15th Jun 2009
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Cats. Ugh. I hate them.

Big cats such as tigers are beautiful creatures. I can abide kittens. But full grown pussies, especially those ginger ones & those manky tortoiseshell ones are creepy & horrid. I am sure they can read...
11:10 Mon 15th Jun 200914 answers, last by sallabananas 11:29 Mon 15th Jun 2009
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The so-called Bikini Diet

... i.e. the Low GI, Low Carb diet. Has anyone been on this? Any comments or tips?
10:32 Mon 15th Jun 20092 answers, last by missjane 18:22 Wed 29th Jul 2009
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You mag - 3d

My mind's a fug - the clue is; "Much too concerned about 'proper' behaviour". _R_D_S_ ??
07:15 Mon 15th Jun 20092 answers, last by SpodoCommodo 07:17 Mon 15th Jun 2009
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One for Sqad in partiuclar....

One of our GP Registrars has just given me a request to send for "oral toilet". Is he just talking sh!t ?? This is the same one who a few weeks ago asked me to "illicit information....". ( I don't...
11:11 Fri 12th Jun 200912 answers, last by craft1948 11:58 Fri 12th Jun 2009
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The Screeching Pygmy

Please folks, vote to get rid of that annoying, argumentative, irritating, screeching, troublemaking, nasty pygmatic piece of work called Sophia on BB. Sree is not much better, but she just has to go....
07:34 Thu 11th Jun 20095 answers, last by birdie1971 01:21 Sat 13th Jun 2009
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You just don't expect it do you...

Here I am, merrily tapping away on the keyboard sorting out referrals for haemorrhoids, prolapses & pustular lesions when a colleague suddenly blurts out loudly "Oh God, I just want a vaginal...
10:26 Wed 10th Jun 20097 answers, last by yogi.bear 10:34 Wed 10th Jun 2009
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Are you a giver or a taker?

We all like a bit of both I think - but on the whole what would you say you were?
09:57 Wed 10th Jun 200922 answers, last by andy-hughes 11:16 Wed 10th Jun 2009
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Danny, Blanche & Liberace: entertainers all 3.

I've only just heard that Danny La Rue died last week. He was described by Bob Hope as "the most glamorous woman in the world". (That's a myth - cos I am). This revelation reminded me of a Blanche-ism...
10:33 Mon 08th Jun 20099 answers, last by patsyann 14:19 Mon 08th Jun 2009
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"It's how you tongue your trumpet."

This has got to be the strangest line I've come out with all week. It all stems from my earlier thread where I mentioned the double tongue position. Any guesses what I am talking about?
16:36 Thu 04th Jun 200921 answers, last by stewey 18:21 Thu 04th Jun 2009
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Other people's children.

Child health clinic - pass the ear muffs please. I cannot stand highpitched whining. (High pitched wine is okay though - a nice Cabernet Soprano or a Pinot Staccato in the double tongue position would...
15:04 Thu 04th Jun 20099 answers, last by sallabananas 16:35 Thu 04th Jun 2009
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Skiing.

What a funny word. Can you think of any other words in the English language that has 2 ii's together?
16:13 Wed 03rd Jun 200927 answers, last by joggerjayne 18:09 Wed 03rd Jun 2009
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FAO Sqad - Rectal Prolapse (this isn't a 'funny').

Your advice please Mr Sqad. If you had a 24 year old daughter with a recurrent rectal prolapse (mainly mucosal, as far as I know) - you would certainly advise her to be examined and/or investigated...
15:59 Wed 03rd Jun 20096 answers, last by sallabananas 16:50 Wed 03rd Jun 2009
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FAO absolutely anyone & everyone...

Today is becoming Mutual Appreciation Day. Is there any mutual appreciation out there pour moi? Or even one single appreciative comment pour moi?
14:03 Wed 03rd Jun 20099 answers, last by VClaireV 16:41 Wed 03rd Jun 2009
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What's on tonight?

Clothes-wise. TV-wise. Social-wise. Mood-wise. Any old wise you like - just nosey.
13:47 Wed 03rd Jun 200913 answers, last by rinkins 15:16 Wed 03rd Jun 2009
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Taliban Taleban.....

Ever since 9/11 the Taliban have been prominent in the news. For the last 7 years all media have spelt in with an 'i'. I have noticed in the last few months that now a lot of newspapers, sky news etc...
13:42 Wed 03rd Jun 20097 answers, last by Gromit 14:25 Wed 03rd Jun 2009
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Whoops... misunderstood again.

My senior partner has made a rapid blushing stumbling exit from the coffee room much to my confusion. All I said was "Phew... I must get my fan out in my bedroom tonight". It's only just now I've...
10:19 Wed 03rd Jun 200925 answers, last by Allykitten 13:20 Wed 03rd Jun 2009
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I like ducks & I wouldn't harm them....

.. just in case any RSPCA officinado is out there thinking I meant what I said about stubbing my fag end out on their beaks if the greedy bu55ers went after my crab paste sandwich. They did, but I...
14:24 Tue 02nd Jun 200911 answers, last by logic 15:36 Tue 02nd Jun 2009
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Completely trivial information if anyone's interested...

... Just been reading the sunday times magazine. Did you know that a bloke called Egg White is responsible for the lyrics of Warwick Avenue & Chasing Pavements? Not a lot of people know about that......
15:20 Wed 20th May 200920 answers, last by dot.haukes 21:10 Wed 20th May 2009

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