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hallj1

Pvc Windows.

Is it possible to fit a pvc window from the inside only?.I intend getting a bedroom window changed that is over a conservatory and do not want to have to pay for scaffolding. Thanks all....
14:56 Mon 20th Apr 20154 answers, last by HAZELDAWN1 10:21 Wed 22nd Apr 2015
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marval

I Went

I went to my work's fancy dress do as a shoe last night. I was the life and sole of the party....
19:22 Thu 19th Mar 20158 answers, last by excelsior-1 12:32 Sat 21st Mar 2015
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quitemystic

7D Blaming An Individual -C-P-G- - - I - -

Lancelot 7d blaming an individual -c-p-g---I - -
13:00 Sun 21st Dec 20143 answers, last by MargoTester 13:01 Sun 21st Dec 2014
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mikey4444

Old joke....a bit rude !

Just found this, while searching for Max Miller jokes :: A teacher was asking her young class about what words they knew. "Now class, who can give me a sentence that contains the word...
10:33 Fri 19th Dec 20146 answers, last by -Talbot- 11:16 Fri 19th Dec 2014
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David H

Cannot Run Chkdsk From Cmd Box After Malware Hijack.

Having just downloaded malware (grassmow and a bunch of others from a bogus adobe update while I wasn't concentrating, having removed most of it and reset my browsers I wanted to do a system restore...
04:04 Wed 22nd Oct 20146 answers, last by David H 22:27 Wed 22nd Oct 2014
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mrs_overall

Conned By An 86 Year Old!

I was travelling to hospital for an appointment and travelling with me was a sweet little old lady age 86. She suddenly became upset and said she had forgotten to phone her son to let him know where...
08:05 Wed 08th Oct 201430 answers, last by Psybbo 14:33 Wed 08th Oct 2014
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LochNessMonster

Scotland And England Reasons To Be Friends.

Scotland has given England. Telephone Television Sheep Shagging Radar (To spot English sheep) Loch Ness Monster Golf Wimbledon Champion Insulin Beta Blockers Oil and Gas etc Bank of England England...
13:50 Fri 12th Sep 201419 answers, last by wolf63 08:46 Sat 11th Oct 2014
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cupid04

Mr. C Objects ...

me playing Osmonds full volume, lol! What does your partner/other half object to?
13:38 Sun 31st Aug 201431 answers, last by Ann 21:48 Sun 31st Aug 2014
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Prudie

Fao Chris Malwarebytes Grrrr!

Chris - I must have seen you recommend the free version of Malwarebytes to solve a multitude of problems a multitude of times. I never bothered until recently when I was having a problem (you may...
17:57 Wed 13th Aug 201432 answers, last by SeaJayPea 08:25 Thu 14th Aug 2014
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DTCwordfan

Our Bernie Cuddles

Goes to the doctor. "Doctor, Doctor, Mrs C says I have a think about boobs, a fixation in fact, a tambo-fetish. It may be true as she caught me gazing at my neighbour's the other week." "Nothing...
18:10 Sat 19th Jul 20147 answers, last by berniecuddles 19:09 Sat 19th Jul 2014
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Slapshot

Good Morning Early Birds

I got bored waiting for you lot so thought I'd do it myself .... Oooer missus!! Anyway cracking sunrise in the granite city this morning, hopefully a reasonable day ahead...
03:11 Thu 03rd Jul 201471 answers, last by DTCwordfan 07:15 Thu 03rd Jul 2014
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jubieanna

Not Me And Oh Of Course!!

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long...
22:00 Sat 21st Jun 20145 answers, last by MichaelZZ 03:22 Sun 22nd Jun 2014
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wrayperson

European Towns And Cities

Sins! Never! (9 letters)
16:56 Fri 20th Jun 20141 answer, last by berniecuddles 17:04 Fri 20th Jun 2014
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marval

What Size?

A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman ntended to stock up. At the store, however, she was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portions of the poultry, so she...
16:54 Thu 12th Jun 20146 answers, last by Peaspeculiars 17:15 Thu 12th Jun 2014
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jubieanna

Moses Went To Mount Olive.....

so popeye hit him....
22:47 Sat 07th Jun 20144 answers, last by jubieanna 23:34 Sat 07th Jun 2014
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mikey4444

Doesn't This Chap Look Young !

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-27056004 He looks like a polite Grammar School sixth-former !...
07:07 Sat 31st May 201435 answers, last by Kromovaracun 07:56 Sun 01st Jun 2014
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DrFilth

Uk Areas Poorer Than Poland

i knew the truth would come out it was only a matter of time and i also think the red dot number 22 is on top of my house...
08:30 Sun 25th May 201430 answers, last by 237SJ 14:25 Sun 25th May 2014
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Carelvt

Shoplifters Are All For These Stores!

(4,7) ?E?? ???V??? Thank you...
16:15 Sat 24th May 20143 answers, last by Carelvt 16:19 Sat 24th May 2014
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pixie373

Circle Of Children

A number of children are standing in a circle. They are evenly spaced and the 7th child is directly opposite the 18th child. How many children are there altogether?
18:30 Tue 20th May 201410 answers, last by pixie373 18:36 Tue 20th May 2014
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mikey4444

Ryan Giggs...congratulations

I will be the first to acknowledge that I know next to nothing about football, but this young man deserves all the praise that is coming to him. Mixed race and Welsh, and a wonderful success ! Well...
19:35 Mon 19th May 201437 answers, last by naomi24 13:29 Tue 20th May 2014

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