finally have a new printer which takes HP 301, two cartridge, black, colour i don't want to mess about getting others that might work with the printer, as did that with other printer and it stopped...
In 2002 we bought our VW Cabrio in Austria as it was a bit cheaper. This year while we were in Spain we came back to a completely flat battery. Problem is, my wife cannot find the code to unlock the...
While leading a party of Girl Scouts through the woods in silent Indian fashion, the troop leader suddenly came upon a clearing where a young couple were engaged in an indecent act. "Back ladies,...
A gnome is in the garden busily destroying some bushes when a house cat appears. "What are you?" asks the cat. "A gnome," comes the reply. "I steal food from humans, I kill their plants, I make...
England eliminated from T20 after a great effort to chase down the South African total.Somebody needs to ask who keeps selecting Jade Dernbach who isn't really good enough to play county cricket let...
A mate of mine has just admitted he's been sleeping with his girlfriend and her twin.
I said "How can you tell them apart?"
He said "Her brother's got a moustache!"...
All the papers are going on about Rooney's amazing goal yesterday from behind the halfway line but BBC, Sky news etc only show a collection of stills, video clips of after match talk but not the goal...
Had a fabulous weekend and came down to earth with a wee bump today as it's one of my final driving lessons today. I'm happy and excited and a bit more focused I think...
Since the girl couldn't type, she was fired;
And asked to explain why she was hired.
"The executive's dong
Is only four inches long.
I thought shorthand was all he required"...
I think Valentines Day is a load of tosh and cannot see the point in it. Does spending a small fortune on overpriced flowers and a slushy card mean anything? If you love someone you make the effort...
Hello ABers one and all. In the spirit of the new year can you think of 2014 words, starting from the letter A right through to Z? A plethora of Spoonies are up for grabs to the winner. Have fun...
What should my name be,I love knives,I'm Irish,tuff,tactical,daring, i like fighting,quiet,funny,and live a double life kinda.I look mean but im nice,and I like smoking dat good.any names would help!
then in london this is the place to visit and plans are in place to open one in manchester http://metro.co.uk/2013/09/11/cat-cafe-set-to-open-in-shoreditch-after-securing-planning-permission-3958894/...
A young man was standing in the middle of a street and shouting. The young man shouted "Call me a doctor. Call me a doctor." A passer-by anxiously asked him. "What's the matter with you? Are you...
Brad, a local beachgoer, couldn't even get a second look from any of the girls on the beach. So he headed over to the lifeguard tower to see if the lifeguard had any advice for him. "Dude, it's...
One day a man walks up to a beautiful woman working in a library. “I’ll bet you three hundred quid that by this time tomorrow your nipples will be gone” The woman is completely shocked and...