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Raining!

Whenever it rains, my wife just stands at the window looking kind of sad. Maybe I should let her in....
20:19 Mon 11th Sep 20178 answers, last by Patsy33 21:36 Mon 11th Sep 2017
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The Internet

I love watching flowing water on the internet. In fact, I'm watching a live stream right now....
19:40 Mon 11th Sep 20175 answers, last by tonyav 20:11 Mon 11th Sep 2017
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Hugs!

Welcome to the hug appreciation hotline! Thank you for holding....
12:57 Mon 11th Sep 20175 answers, last by Spicerack 17:32 Mon 11th Sep 2017
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Fish Jokes

If anyone has any good fish jokes....let minnow!!
05:24 Mon 11th Sep 201728 answers, last by marval 16:10 Mon 11th Sep 2017
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Diet!

"How's the diet going?" I asked my mate "Not good" he sighed, "I had eggs for breakfast this morning" "Oh dear", "Fried?" "No Cadbury's"...
10:08 Sun 10th Sep 20173 answers, last by Patsy33 11:01 Sun 10th Sep 2017
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Usb Stick!

The inventor of the USB stick has died. RIP..and Thanks for the memory....
20:38 Sat 09th Sep 20173 answers, last by Garaman 21:18 Sat 09th Sep 2017
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My Pet Mouse

My pet mouse 'Elvis' died last night... He was caught in a trap....
07:13 Sat 09th Sep 20179 answers, last by Garaman 08:29 Sat 09th Sep 2017
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Party!

I'm going to a deodorant party tomorrow. .. Roll on Saturday!...
18:07 Fri 08th Sep 201720 answers, last by Spicerack 03:12 Sun 10th Sep 2017
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In The Supermarket!

I thought that a loaf of bread was calling me names in the supermarket earlier.. On closer inspection it read "thick cut"...
17:19 Fri 08th Sep 20176 answers, last by pixie374 17:42 Fri 08th Sep 2017
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Light Headed!

The wife said she felt light-headed from a low iron level. To help her, I raised the ironing board to a more suitable height. I'm like that very helpful!...
13:32 Fri 08th Sep 20177 answers, last by Garaman 14:13 Fri 08th Sep 2017
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Two Obsessions!

My wife left me cos I was obsessed with cricket! She said it was over....It hit me for six! My wife and daughter both left me cos of my obsession for horse racing! And there off!!...
05:26 Fri 08th Sep 201725 answers, last by Garaman 09:55 Fri 08th Sep 2017
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My Flatmate

My flatmate's been hard at work all day today. I slipped a Viagra in his breakfast this morning....
08:44 Thu 07th Sep 201731 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 09:55 Thu 07th Sep 2017
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3 Hours Late!

I booked an Asian prostitute last night but she arrived 3 hours late. She loved me wrong time....
05:45 Thu 07th Sep 20173 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 08:42 Thu 07th Sep 2017
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Fancy Dress Party

Told the Mrs that I don't want to go to an 80's fancy dress party. But she remains adamant....
19:03 Wed 06th Sep 201714 answers, last by Patsy33 20:06 Wed 06th Sep 2017
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Mitre?

Bishop: Has anyone seen my pointy hat? Vicar: Mitre? Bishop: Don't muck me about, mate. Have you seen it or not?...
10:29 Wed 06th Sep 201710 answers, last by Garaman 20:41 Wed 06th Sep 2017
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My Friend

my friend died in hospital last week cos we couldn't remember his blood type..."be positive"...."be positive" he kept saying,but its hard without him...
10:14 Wed 06th Sep 20175 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 12:21 Wed 06th Sep 2017
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Hokey-Cokey

I used to be addicted to the Hokey-Cokey but I turned myself around. And that's what it's all about!...
09:04 Wed 06th Sep 20178 answers, last by Patsy33 09:26 Wed 06th Sep 2017
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Spam!

I got an e-mail saying 'At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!' I thought, "That's just spam!"...
08:32 Wed 06th Sep 2017
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She Left Me!

My girlfriend disliked my obsession with Japanese food, Sushi left me
11:46 Tue 05th Sep 20177 answers, last by marval 16:38 Tue 05th Sep 2017
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Under My Pillow

I put my phone under my pillow last night. When I woke up it was gone and there was a pound coin in it's place. Grrrrr Bluetooth fairy!...
05:10 Tue 05th Sep 20176 answers, last by Garaman 11:46 Tue 05th Sep 2017

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