At the local hospital management decided to do a "best Christmas slogan competition " between the different clinics...gynaecology won with.."Christmas a great time to look up your old friends"!...
I told my psychiatrist, “Every time I get into bed, I think there’s somebody under it.” “Come to me three times a week for two years, and I’ll cure your fears,” says the shrink. “And...
I was looking at my wife: no teeth in, boobs on her belly, hair a mess and smoking a roll up. Then she cocked her leg and let out a massive fart. "You are a mess and I'm disgusted with you," I said....
I went to a mate's wedding and I whispered to a bloke next to me "isn't the bride a right ugly cow". "Do you mind? That's my daughter you're talking about" "I'm really sorry, I didn't know you were...
I must apologise for my outburst very unlike me ...wont happen again ...shall stick to the joke section at least it's fun there once again apologies...
I visited a dear old friend in an old people's home whilst waiting for him to come down I spoke to a very old gentleman who told me in the 1st world war he survived a mustard gas attack...and much...
"It's times like these I wish we lived abroad," I said to my wife, staring out of the front window. "Yeah, the weathers terrible isn't it?" She replied. "Not the weather," I said. "Your mother's...
When I was a kid my dad used to let me put my pocket money in a special money box under the stairs.
I was 15 before I found out it was the electric meter grrr!...
Can anyone remember the name of a lovely lady who used to be on here but had to stop using the answerbank due to failing eyesight problems...I'm guessing 2-3 years ago?...
