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Answerbank Slow To Load. Any Chance Of Speeding It Up?

AnswerBank has been running slow for a while. Could it be speeded up, please?
16:29 Sat 13th Jan 20249 answers, last by nicebloke1 15:33 Mon 15th Jan 2024
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Owl

"Somebody told me that you talk like an owl." "Hoo?"
21:37 Fri 27th Oct 20235 answers, last by DTCwordfan 11:25 Sun 29th Oct 2023
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Marriage Proposal

Mary and Joan are chatting over a coffee. Mary said: "I'm going to get married. John proposed to me yesterday, and I said 'yes'" Joan looked surprised, and she said, "But you've had loads of...
15:31 Tue 29th Aug 20231 answer, last by Canary42 15:34 Tue 29th Aug 2023
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Two Christmas Crackers!

1. What does a football do when it stops rolling? It looks round! 2. Where does a sheep go to be educated? To eweniversity!...
12:16 Wed 27th Oct 20211 answer, last by Lie-in King 12:20 Wed 27th Oct 2021
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An Interesting Night In Pontefract (?)

Here's an unusual holiday destination. Not what you'd call romantic, not even sun-kissed. But, it might be a vacation to talk about afterwards: if there is an afterwards!...
15:18 Tue 19th Oct 20219 answers, last by bookbinder 16:53 Tue 19th Oct 2021
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Electrician In Heaven.

An electrician dies and goes to heaven. As he approaches the Pearly Gates, he passes an honour guard of heavenly trumpets, which are sounding a golden call in his praise. "Oh," he thinks, "this is...
17:13 Fri 09th Jul 20218 answers, last by AZardoz 01:26 Mon 19th Jul 2021
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Twins.

My sister has just given birth to twins, a girl and a boy. The girl is Denise. The boy is de nephew/...
15:16 Wed 09th Jun 2021
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Music Shop.

Notice seen on door of music shop: Closed for lunch. Bach at 1.30. Offenbach sooner....
15:28 Sat 15th May 202112 answers, last by Spicerack 17:14 Sat 15th May 2021
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Stoats And Weasels.

Q. How can you tell the difference between a stoat and a weasel? A. A stoat is stotally obvious, and a weasel is weasily seen....
16:21 Sun 09th May 2021
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Wedding.

I'm going to a wedding next week. I'll be best man. At least, that's my opinion....
15:06 Sun 14th Mar 20214 answers, last by DTCwordfan 14:13 Mon 15th Mar 2021
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Two Parrots.

Two parrots are sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other one, "Can you smell fish?"...
16:23 Fri 12th Mar 202119 answers, last by bookbinder 15:07 Sun 14th Mar 2021
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Abominable Snowman

The abominable snowman gets called all sorts of names, yeti doesn't seem to mind.
16:05 Fri 12th Mar 20213 answers, last by Chipchopper 07:44 Sat 13th Mar 2021
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The Blind Man

A young nun is taking a bath in her convent. She hears a knock at the bathroom door. "Who is it?" she calls out. "It's the blind man," says the visitor. The nun thinks, 'Oh, I'm not likely to be...
16:55 Mon 30th Nov 20201 answer, last by Patsy33 17:48 Mon 30th Nov 2020
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Confucius, He Say.

Confucius, he say: man who goes camping with women has only one intent.
16:44 Tue 08th Sep 20205 answers, last by Chipchopper 06:49 Wed 09th Sep 2020
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Working From Home.

(Courtesy of the Yorkshire Post) God is walking around Yorkshire, and he is stopped by a police officer, who asks him what he is doing. He replies, "I'm working from home."...
19:49 Sat 04th Apr 20202 answers, last by zabado 08:25 Sun 05th Apr 2020
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German Advertisements.

Ed, why are we seeing so many German advertisements on AB?
17:36 Mon 16th Mar 20203 answers, last by bookbinder 17:41 Mon 16th Mar 2020
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Shoe Repair.

A British army officer took a pair of shoes to his local cobbler in early July, 1914. He asked the cobbler to sole and heel the shoes. The following day, the officer was called up to serve with his...
17:53 Fri 03rd Jan 20204 answers, last by marval 22:31 Fri 03rd Jan 2020
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John The Jogger.

John goes to see his doctor. He says, "I'm feeling very much under par, doctor. My joints are stiff, and it's an effort to climb the stairs." After an examination, the doctor says, "You need more...
17:03 Mon 28th Oct 20192 answers, last by Patsy33 18:06 Mon 28th Oct 2019
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Once-In-A-Lifetime Holiday.

I've just got back from a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you something; never again!...
15:29 Thu 15th Aug 20193 answers, last by marval 17:37 Thu 15th Aug 2019
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Wedding.

I'm going to a wedding on Friday. I'll be Best Man. Well, that's my opinion, anyway....
16:55 Tue 23rd Jul 20191 answer, last by marval 16:59 Tue 23rd Jul 2019

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