jesus walks into a bar with the apostles Bartender: Table for 13? Jesus: No, 26 Jesus walks into a restaurant... "Table for 26 please" Confused, the Waiter does a quick head count, and says "But there...
.....with a word of at least 5 letters from the only fools theme tune, either half. https://genius.com/John-sullivan-only-fools-and-horses-theme-song-lyrics here's a starter;...
Earlier this year a post asked us for out predictions for the coming 12 months.
My first two have already come about.
I hope the others don't. Could I have a future as a fortune teller?...
Sillies sent from a friend. On toilet door: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below. In a store: Would the person who stole the step-ladder yesterday, please return it or further steps will be...
My grandson asked me "What's an alcoholic?"
I said " You see those two birds on the grass, an alcoholic would see four"
He said " Grandpa, there's only one "...
Any of these words as they are here, not as part of other words:
https://www.thoughtco.com/nato-phonetic-alphabet-1691031
take it away Phil:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WDSY8Kaf6o...
I have just had an email from 02 saying Your O2 Direct Debit has changed – For information only, you don’t need to do anything . Has any other 02 users had one . My question is, is it legitimate...
I don’t think Fawlty Towers will be a hit on its return and should be left where it is as a master class by John Cleese I’d like to see some more light entertainment at weekends like The Generation...
Which is kind of soothing as I have a temperature so it was refreshing opening the bedroom window and seeing the curtains move with the wind and cooling the bedroom down , natures way of bringing my...