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Dad Joke Of The Day

(For full transparency I must declare that this is copied from a listener's input on the Ken Bruce show on Radio 2 yesterday.) I went to see my doctor the other day. "Doctor" I said "I keep mentioning...

Hazlinny

River Songs

Today looking for songs which include the name of a river (Worldwide) - must include actual name, not just "river" - not sure how easy or difficult this might be! For starters "Ferry cross the Mersey"...

advice4moll

I Am Not Diagnosed With Insomnia, But…

I have always had a lot a trouble sleeping. Ever since I was a little child I found it so difficult to go to sleep. My mom suspects I have insomnia. It would make sense, my brother, father, and mother...

Jomlett

Birdwatching With Sinead

Currently birdwatching with Sinead O’Connor. So far it’s been 7 Owls and 15 Jays......

Bobbisox1

What’s Nicer On A Cold Snowy Day In The Ne?

Than a steaming bow, of broccoli and Stilton soup with a warm crusty roll , to ease my coughing and sneezing...

johnny.5

It's So Called Blue Monday Today So How About Some Blue Songs To Jump On The Band Wagon

I will start with the obvious https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1GxjzHm5us...

Rondy

Mad Lisa

Mad Lisa was speeding around the mental hospital as usual in her wheelchair. Mad Joe stopped her and asked her for her driving licence. "***", she said, and sped off around another corner. Mad Jim...

Bobbisox1

Well I Succumbed And Downloaded ‘ Spare’ To My Kindle

As I’ve been in bed most of the day with flu like symptoms, I wanted to gauge my own opinion instead of sound bites about it, to date I see a very privileged boy/man and much jealousy against his...

brian j john

Gareth Bale

Retires from football and only 33 years old, shame really...

Canary42

Out Of The Cup

Canaries out of the F A Cup, beaten at home. Sob sob. Commiserations to Tonyav too, Villa suffered similar fate...

Rondy

Sleep

A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia. The doctor gave him a thorough examination, found absolutely nothing physically wrong with him, and then told him, "Listen, if you ever expect to cure...

saintstim

Hastings Sierra Leone Cd 14/1

Could anyone help me with names of famous buildings? 6 Entertainment centre that could give rise to some hot clues (3,10) 17 Where you might hear "A policemans lot is not a happy one" (3,3) 25 Gallery...

Atheist

As I Get Older.....

... I seem to have more memories than future plans. I dislike memories - I tend to live for what is to be. Is it a sign of impending death?

Rondy

Puns

I phoned the local ramblers club today, but the bloke who answered just went on and on. _________ The recruitment consultant asked me "What do you think of voluntary work?" "Voluntary?" I said. "I...