Why do the authorities term it as a pandemic and not an epidemic? If it killed less than 100 people in overpopulated south east asia then surely it cannot even be classed as a epidemic. Is this scare...
Why does my cat sit on the newspaper when I am reading it, or on the paperwork when I am trying to write something? Also why do cats like to go inside boxes and large carrier bags? Thanks !
Yesterday morning my horse went down with colic. I gave him a jab of the usual muti and he responded. Then by late after noon he was down again so I took him down to the vet...
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.Man who run in front of car get tired.Man who run behind car get exhausted.Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise...
The next door dog keeps coming into our garden and pooing in the garden. We can't afford to put a high fence up all along the boundary. The neighbours are friendly and we do not want to...
What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman? Sexual Harassment. What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man? ?3.99 a minute.How can you tell if your wife is dead?The sex is the same, but the dishes...
Ooh, its a bit daunting writing this..... i "signed up" a while ago on here, but upto now all ive done is watch the Topics. Well its about time i made myself heard. HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! xxxx I live in...
Why does my cat wake everyone in the house every morning by plucking at the carpet on the stairs until someone hears her and gets up. This is not just a one off thing, its every morning at the same...