The doctor wants/has me on a starvation diet since last night to take some of my precious, beautiful, vintage Bordeaux tomorrow morning. It's all OTT I feel, my cholestrol having gone up from 4.8...
When will these silly women stop falling for these types of scams?
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Afternoon good people. The previous ['See how far this goes'] has once again vanished from latest posts. So here is a new one for you all. You just follow on with a related song or lyric. You can be...
WOMEN'S REVENGE 'Cash, cheque or card?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. 'So, do...
Lawn Tennis at the highest level is a great spectator sport but why do these top players have to keep fist pumping,shouting at their coaches from the court and then have a team of gorillas shaking...
With Nadal not playing and Murray only just beginning to get back in form it was up to Federer and Djokovic to maintain the virtual lockout of major titles by the "Big Four" that stretches all the way...
In the last 12 hours we have seen questions which clearly are asking for help with Crosswords entered in the Chatterbank section, not by newcomers to AB but regulars. To me this is a growing concern,...
A depressed young blonde was so desperate that she decided to end her life by throwing herself in the channel. When she went down to the docks, a handsome young sailor noticed her tears and took pity...
When God created Adam and Eve, He said: I only have two gifts: One is the art of peeing standing ... And then Adam stepped forward and shouted: ME!, ME!, ME!, I would love it please ... Lord, please,...
I'm rather put out after reading an account from a Health Care assistant that her job is only going to get worse, as too many people are living longer. Both Mr Cupo and me are both getting on a bit,...
Good morning everyone - Lovely warm sunny day here, all weekend in fact, which is lovely !! Now what do we have for the start of a new round - as usual a couple with lots of possibles...I've decided...