David Letterman's Top 10 Reasons why Golf is better than Sex... #10... A below par performance is considered damn good. #09... You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers....
Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually....
This test will keep that dreaded disease that effects your memory at bay! * *** *1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last?***** *2) Which country makes Panama hats?***** *3) From which animal do we...
I find it very difficult to forgive people (well nigh impossible). My head keeps telling me "wrong me once, shame on you. wrong me twice, shame on me." Any wise words from you might help....
Neighbour has recently been diagnosed as having psychiatric problems. Have spoken with her a few times to give what support I can. However, she keeps repeating to me "why don't you talk to me any...
Pregnant Prostitute
Doctor asks pregnant prostitute, "do you know who the father is?"
-- "For cryin' out loud! If you ate a tin of beans would you know which one made you fart?"...
What is the time difference between U.K. and Guatemala.? Friend visiting there at the moment. Don't want to call in case it is the middle of the night.Thanks....
A small boy has a school home work question to answer, so he asks his father "Hey Dad, what's the difference between 'theoretically' and 'realistically'?" His Dad thinks for a while and then says...
A 65 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience.. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have...
the wine aisle to-day. Spoke with a lady who informed me that "it's a well known fact that white wine is very good for ones' lungs." Anyone know anything about this, or would it make a very excellent...