Tony and Yvonne were 85 years old and had been married for sixty years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because Tony watched their pennies. Though not young, they were both in...
What is the best way of dealing with it. Have tried, several times, to dig it out, but it seems to come back, stronger than ever. Area is abut 9 feet sq. Am contemplating sacrificing all the "welcome"...
These are sentences exactly as typed by medical secretaries in NHS Greater Glasgow 1. The patient has no previous history of suicide. 2. Patient has left her white blood cells at another hospital. 3....
Grandmothers who prattle on and on about how clever their grandkids are, the witty things they say, and how they are far more advanced than other children their age...Grrrrr....!!!...
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the...
Wife texts husband on a cold winter's morning:*** ** *"Windows frozen, won't open." ** Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it". Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really...
Wife - "Where the heck have you been? You said you'd be done with golf by noon!" Husband - "I'm so sorry Dear...but you probably don't want to hear the reason. Wife - "I want the truth, and I want it...