A blond man shouts frantically into the phone "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart"! "Is this her first child"? asks the Doctor. "No"! he...
The 1st Affair A married man was having an affair With his secretary. One day they went to her place And made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep And woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly...
Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby...
IF I HAD MY LIFE TO LIVE OVER - by Erma Bombeck (written after she found out she was dying from cancer). > > I would have gone to bed when I was sick instead of pretending the earth would go...
** * A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day; to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. 'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple...
Shopping trolley (with a mind of it's own) slid into my car to-day. Little scratch. Question? Have any of you used those "scratch pens" one sees forn sale? Are they effective? Should I...
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and family values. Stu said, 'I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?' Leroy replied, 'I'm not sure, what was her...
Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually....
> > 1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he > was God and I didn't. > 2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every damn minute of it. > 3. Some people...
