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Another Chance To Post Your Pet Hates

This time it's modern euphemisms. One which I absolutely abhor is [i] Wardrobe Malfunction [i] for the inadvertent exposure to the paparazzi of private parts (another euphemism, but has to be to get...
17:46 Sat 19th Jul 20145 answers, last by budiputrajaya 18:01 Thu 11th Apr 2024
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A Fishy Tale.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you get rid of him all weekend....
23:05 Tue 15th Jul 20145 answers, last by marval 15:46 Wed 16th Jul 2014
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Confident(Ial)

A young boy asks his Dad, "What is the difference between confident and confidential?" Dad says, "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that's...
22:57 Tue 15th Jul 20141 answer, last by marval 15:45 Wed 16th Jul 2014
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The Curse

An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he's been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, "Certainly, but only if you can tell me the [i] exact [i] words that...
17:10 Tue 15th Jul 20144 answers, last by vulcan42 18:11 Tue 15th Jul 2014
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So Much For Airbags Being Safe. Have You Seen This ?

https://uk.finance.yahoo.com/news/car-industry-struggles-solve-air-010557076.html At least one death due to airbag exploding....
02:14 Mon 23rd Jun 20141 answer, last by Iggle Piggle 23:39 Tue 24th Jun 2014
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I'm Sure Others Will Join Me In Wishing This Group Every Success In Their Commendable Efforts.

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/thousands-uk-muslims-hold-mass-peace-rally-094716235.html#WIRqxfL Deputy UK Prime Minister Nick Clegg said: "This volunteer work represents an essential part of the Ahmadiyya...
13:52 Sat 21st Jun 20146 answers, last by janbee 14:13 Sat 21st Jun 2014
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R I P Jack

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/3-time-f1-champion-jack-brabham-dies-88-233616912.html#DKwSaO8 I remember seeing him race at Snetterton in the Sixties. A great driver and a real gentleman. Will be sadly...
10:44 Mon 19th May 20148 answers, last by marval 20:33 Mon 19th May 2014
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Another Bbc Winner

What an interesting and revealing programme tongiht's first [i] The Story of Women and Art [i] was. I can't wait for the next one. Superb stuff, and so much better than soaps, reality, cooking,...
23:11 Fri 16th May 20145 answers, last by nungate 21:38 Sat 17th May 2014
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One For The Ladies

You all know about man flu. But here's a new one - man childbirth. https://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/early-doors/relegation-male-equivalent-childbirth-122011733.html P.S. Don't shoot me, I'm only...
23:19 Sun 11th May 20149 answers, last by Mamyalynne 01:04 Mon 12th May 2014
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Ukip Bus Out Of Control - An Omen Perhaps

UKIP bus out of control ! http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/local/ukip-bus-crashes-into-portsmouth-station-1-6025252...
01:11 Sat 03rd May 20144 answers, last by Orderlimit 16:42 Sat 03rd May 2014
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Some Tip !

This waitress got a nice tip ! https://uk.lifestyle.yahoo.com/blogs/author-blog-posts/woman-goes-waitressing-nursing-school-generous-stranger-help-221600622.html Incidentally does anyone think the guy...
16:09 Thu 24th Apr 20146 answers, last by 2sp_ 17:37 Thu 24th Apr 2014
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Do You Know Your Poo ?

Some sh!t hot facts here :- https://uk.news.yahoo.com/poop-pooping-5-misconceptions-explained-132823892.html#CA2HwxU HEALTH WARNING: Do not read over a meal :)...
15:11 Wed 23rd Apr 20148 answers, last by albaqwerty 15:25 Wed 23rd Apr 2014
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About Time Too.

About time the Courts got tough on these bleeding-heart hypocrites. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-27063991 "A woman convicted of being part of a blackmail plot against customers of an animal...
13:14 Thu 17th Apr 20145 answers, last by viv38 15:15 Fri 18th Apr 2014
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Have You Been Overcharged At Asda ?

Have you been overcharged at Asda ? https://uk.news.yahoo.com/shopper-charged-50-cabbage-102300744.html#agqEdtC At least two people have in the last week. Loaf of bread £450 Cabbage £53.55 Never...
12:19 Sat 05th Apr 20149 answers, last by ToraToraTora 14:50 Tue 08th Apr 2014
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Another Phoney Apology

Another of those "I'm sorry I got caught" apologies. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-26865695 "The Commons Committee on Standards has ordered Culture Secretary Maria Miller to repay £5,800 and...
14:17 Thu 03rd Apr 20144 answers, last by Farriercm 16:46 Thu 03rd Apr 2014
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A Real Tear-Jerker

The wonders of modern medical science. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-26779079...
13:21 Fri 28th Mar 20147 answers, last by excelsior-1 19:47 Fri 28th Mar 2014
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Not For The Squeamish

How about this for a miracle escape ? http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/world-of-sport/international-footballer-survives-horrific-car-crash-minor-injuries-160320426.html Safety barrier ? Perhaps...
22:01 Wed 26th Mar 20143 answers, last by Old_Geezer 23:45 Wed 26th Mar 2014
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What Would Your Last Meal Be ?

The food-lovers website http://www.lovefood.com/journal/features/27426/the-ultimate-last-meal--what-would-yours-be have conducted a survey on this subject, and the results are :- Top three starters:...
13:40 Fri 21st Mar 201429 answers, last by beattie819 12:54 Sat 22nd Mar 2014
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What A Repulsive Website

What a repulsive website the Daily Mail Online is. I've just perused its report on the launch of the WE Day UK young people's charity event at Wembley Arena the other day (No, I won't provide a link,...
01:55 Thu 13th Mar 201429 answers, last by jno 15:26 Thu 13th Mar 2014
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Wrinklies Go Go Go

According to a recent survey, the following figures are for Pensioners :- - 50% use a tablet - 47% have a smart phone - 75% own a laptop - 61% have a personal computer - 78% do their banking online...
18:15 Tue 11th Mar 201423 answers, last by mikey4444 20:09 Tue 11th Mar 2014

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