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Determining Sex.

You can tell the sex of an ant by dropping it into a jug of water. If it sinks: girl ant. If it floats: boy ant....
12:58 Wed 14th Jan 20155 answers, last by Svejk 15:45 Wed 14th Jan 2015
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Typical Outcome Of Privatisation Of Public Service.

Private company fails to make a profit of a public service so just pulls out leaving a mess for the taxpayer to sort out. Now where have we heard that before ?...
19:13 Fri 09th Jan 201514 answers, last by dave50 22:48 Sun 11th Jan 2015
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One For The Xenophobes To Drool Over ?

One for the xenophobes to drool over ? http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/immigration/11310785/First-Romanian-to-UK-warns-fellow-countrymen-dont-come-here.html ".....the first Romanian to arrive...
22:22 Thu 01st Jan 20157 answers, last by Orderlimit 18:10 Sat 03rd Jan 2015
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Female Magistrates Are So Gullible And Soft.

He wrote a "sorry" letter after a hit-and-run so she spared him jail. But at the time he tried to get away with it - CCTV caught him....
16:40 Wed 31st Dec 20145 answers, last by bhg481 23:26 Fri 02nd Jan 2015
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Nhs Almost Destroyed

On the News just now. NHS worst week. Tories have almost achieved one of their main objectives, next victim in their sights will be the Welfare State....
19:05 Fri 19th Dec 201436 answers, last by dave50 10:02 Mon 22nd Dec 2014
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Another Scruffy Tommy Joke

A teacher was asking her young class about Jesus. "Now class, who can give me where we can find Jesus Christ ? Scruffy Tommy threw his hand up but the teacher knew better than to go to straight to...
12:04 Fri 19th Dec 20143 answers, last by marval 18:22 Fri 19th Dec 2014
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Jobs For Chums Still On The Rise.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-30541478 The cost of ministers' special advisers has risen to £8.4m following a rise of more than £1m in the past year....
03:01 Fri 19th Dec 20142 answers, last by solvitquick 20:27 Sun 21st Dec 2014
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Patriots ? Don't Make Me Laugh.

It never ceases to amaze me how self-styled patriots swamp this forum with posts running down the country.
02:33 Thu 18th Dec 201416 answers, last by gness 11:10 Thu 18th Dec 2014
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The Malnutrition Deaths

Our thoughts go out to the families whose 5,000 children died of malnutrition yesterday - and the 5,000 today, and 5,000 tomorrow....... RIP ... and let's actually try to help :-...
16:56 Tue 16th Dec 201432 answers, last by chaptazbru2 12:48 Wed 17th Dec 2014
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Fao Islamophobes

For those who claim the dangers of extremist Jihadis are not being addressed in the UK, here is an event showing a different side to your DM-fuelled rantings....
03:49 Fri 12th Dec 201423 answers, last by Bazile 18:10 Fri 12th Dec 2014
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Just When One Thought Aog Couldn't Get Worse, Absolutely Pathetic.

http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/News/Question1384618-5.html...
17:21 Sun 07th Dec 20149 answers, last by divebuddy 17:38 Sun 07th Dec 2014
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Top Gear Has A Lot To Answer For

I hope Clarkson is proud of these two :- http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/543723/Drivers-racing-100mph-killed-couple-jailed-nine-years It's these sort of thugs who are encouraged by Jeremy's childish...
22:13 Fri 05th Dec 201428 answers, last by Mamyalynne 21:00 Sat 06th Dec 2014
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Xenophobia And Mammophobia Go Together ?

It seems that AB's favourite Xenophobe's mammophobia is also shared by Farage. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-30341654...
14:06 Fri 05th Dec 201480 answers, last by Sqad 08:43 Sun 07th Dec 2014
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Why Am I Still Being Offered Black Friday Discounts

My junk mailbox is still being swamped with Black Friday offers. Today is Sunday. Why then is it called Black [i] Friday [i] ?...
12:49 Sun 30th Nov 20149 answers, last by jno 19:37 Sun 30th Nov 2014
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Victorian Values ?

"Lock up the loonies" http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-30261980 Compassionate Conservatism at work. We're certainly paying dearly to maintain the Bankers' Bonuses....
20:00 Sat 29th Nov 201423 answers, last by wolf63 15:39 Sun 30th Nov 2014
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I Don't Hear Our Right Wing Friends Clamouring For Mitchell's Blood ...

I don't hear our Right Wing friends clamouring for Mitchell's blood in the way they were baying for the maligned P C Rowland's. Had the case gone the other way, the usual suspects (e.g. AOG, TTT)...
20:43 Thu 27th Nov 201433 answers, last by ludwig 12:54 Fri 28th Nov 2014
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More Skulduggery From The Bankers

... and saying sorry will no doubt once again get them off the hook. But if an unemployed single mother on benefit gave evidence which "lacked clarity" she could apologise all she liked, they would...
09:33 Mon 24th Nov 20148 answers, last by Brenden 10:01 Tue 25th Nov 2014
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Not For The Squeamish

How about harbouring these in your ear ? https://uk.screen.yahoo.com/shocking-accients-and-weird-medical-stories/young-man-maggots-removed-ear-080503077.html...
11:01 Tue 18th Nov 20149 answers, last by Canary42 13:04 Wed 19th Nov 2014
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No Cover Up ?

No cover up found. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-30002908 So presumably it was successful then (the cover-up)....
13:11 Tue 11th Nov 20149 answers, last by douglas9401 22:47 Tue 11th Nov 2014
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Is It Racist ...

Is it racist to flood this site with xenophobic rants ?
14:50 Thu 06th Nov 20142 answers, last by TWR 15:05 Thu 06th Nov 2014