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Jesus H Christ! You Would Not Believe What The Missus And Her Friends Believe

She's got a few friends around and they've started on the wine and when this particular bunch get together i keep my distance as i have things to do today and one of them have the impressive knack of...
13:58 Sat 08th Dec 201225 answers, last by joko 20:40 Sun 09th Dec 2012
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What is wrong with some people?

Me and missus were invited to a friend of hers and at some point i wanted to use the toilet so was pointed upstairs. As i walked upstairs i heard "WAIT!" and he friend came running past me...
15:33 Thu 22nd Nov 201244 answers, last by LyndaB 10:32 Thu 01st May 2014
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She might be crazy 99% of the time but she's not just a pretty face for the other 1% it seems

Me and the missus was watching Jurassic park last night when it came to the water cup scene and she came up with an interesting point. You can hear the approaching Tyrannosaurus Rex's footsteps which...
06:22 Wed 14th Nov 201231 answers, last by whiskeryron 11:19 Tue 20th Nov 2012
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Burglars? What a damned near dangerous racket!

Me and the missus have a few days off work so went out shopping came home around lunchtime. I was lying down upstairs having a nap as i had a dodgy gut probably from the full english breakfast i had...
22:38 Wed 07th Nov 20127 answers, last by Brinjal 05:21 Thu 08th Nov 2012
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Who's crazy idea was this?

I was sitting in my kitchen last night with the missus when her sister came over with a "surprise" for us so we're sitting there having a cuppa whilst my missus goes down this never ending...
20:57 Tue 06th Nov 201219 answers, last by Graham-W 21:23 Tue 06th Nov 2012
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For the love of jeff, what is it with you women and excessive toilet roll purchasing?

Earlier i've gone to the cupboard under the stairs looking for my toolbox, i opened the cupboard and was immediately buried under an avalanche of what seemed like tonnes of toilet roll so after i dug...
20:25 Mon 05th Nov 201218 answers, last by Jemisa 12:41 Wed 07th Nov 2012
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Me and the missus are watching the fantasy cartoon "The Polar Express"

And throughout you can see the guys in the front of the steam engine shoveling coal into the engine, she reckons that the old steam trains used to run like this and i cannot believe that one man can...
16:52 Sun 04th Nov 201215 answers, last by boxtops 20:59 Fri 09th Nov 2012
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The nutcase indoors (The wife) has just came up with another one of her deep thought "gems"

She actually said to me as we were having the sunday roast "Riding horses, donkeys, camels and any other animal should be made illegal and why are we bullying animals that are smaller than us...
15:39 Sun 04th Nov 20124 answers, last by wildwood 20:11 Sun 04th Nov 2012
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Has my wife gone mad?

Hi could someone answer this question so that i can print it off and show her? I went to boil the kettle and in she came like a wailing banshee shrieking "Don't do it!" as if the place was...
17:57 Thu 01st Nov 201264 answers, last by Mick-Talbot 21:47 Thu 08th Nov 2012

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