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Plane blocked in at airport

Did anyone else think it odd to block the xl plane in with a landrover at Manchester airport in the same way a car would be blocked in.It seems the airport was owed money and someone must have given...
11:01 Sat 13th Sep 20083 answers, last by celeryman 11:13 Sat 13th Sep 2008
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telegraph today

16a purposeful precautions i put in place 12 letters 13d doomed to accommodate boss of little brain 3 and 6?
23:28 Wed 10th Sep 20082 answers, last by celeryman 23:57 Wed 10th Sep 2008
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Youre call is important to us

Appropriate music when holding on phone. Water company. Cool clear water Frankie Laine. Dentists. All I want for christmas is my two front teeth.The Chipmunks. Local undertakers. Dead ringer for love....
22:41 Thu 04th Sep 2008156 answers, last by teajunky 21:13 Fri 05th Sep 2008
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egypt

A relation of mine is going to Hurghada soon has anyone been whats it like?
11:54 Thu 04th Sep 20081 answer, last by Gromit 15:40 Thu 04th Sep 2008
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telegraph x word 25710

19d theyre purely symbolic 21a last offer just those two to complete thanks
11:54 Wed 03rd Sep 20084 answers, last by celeryman 18:09 Wed 03rd Sep 2008
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no a e i o u

Please name a group/band which has no vowel in its name,not counting the definite article proceeding the name.
18:30 Sun 31st Aug 200846 answers, last by factor30 20:29 Tue 02nd Sep 2008
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sparks

Just watched Sparks looks looks looks on u tube,absolutely great whats the big sax called and can anyone still play one.anyone else think its good?
23:19 Sat 30th Aug 20081 answer, last by Dr Wu 00:23 Sun 31st Aug 2008
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final words

Was looking at some notable epitaphs actually on tombstones. Two real crackers are. Mel Blanc. Thats all folks. Spike Milligan. I told you I was ill. I want mine to be. Hes not dead yet . What are...
16:24 Fri 29th Aug 200837 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 20:30 Sun 28th Oct 2012
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Over the limit

A woman of the night was driving home after a busy night ,the police stopped her and after smelling alcohol on her breath asked her to give a breath sample.After examining the result the officer...
16:10 Thu 28th Aug 20081 answer, last by squarebear 16:21 Thu 28th Aug 2008
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Pep talk for the troops

Who said When this war is finished if there are 2 of us left and 1 of them, then we shall have won. Or words very much to that effect.
22:00 Mon 25th Aug 20081 answer, last by another-view 23:24 Mon 01st Sep 2008
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Come wi me lad itl be reet

Albert Pierrpoint is on tonight,now there was a repeat offender prevention system.He actually ran a pub in Oldham called Help the poor struggler,he certainly helped alright.Years ago I met a bloke...
16:53 Mon 25th Aug 20087 answers, last by jno 00:23 Tue 26th Aug 2008
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Hymns ancient and modern

Just saw Eastenders episode where phil tries to liquidise bar of gold.Imagine if you were to come across such a windfall,what could one do.Try selling it in the pub ? if theres still one open.Take it...
16:25 Mon 25th Aug 2008
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Ale and hearty

Two gentlemen of unknown nationality were running a pub which was doing badly they were on the edge of bankruptcy. One said to the other, Ive had a brilliant idea lets get rid of the pub and open a...
17:01 Sat 23rd Aug 20082 answers, last by whiskeryron 11:34 Wed 27th Aug 2008
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Nearest and dearest

They dont make comedy like that any more,The interaction between Jimmy and Hylda absolutely great although I believe they hated each others guts.Also Walter how did he keep his face straight. Anyone...
22:38 Fri 22nd Aug 20086 answers, last by crisgal 11:07 Sun 24th Aug 2008
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Telegraph 25699

Revolver needed by game hunter. 6 Murder victim Lincoln first in line. 4
22:19 Fri 22nd Aug 20082 answers, last by squarebear 22:21 Fri 22nd Aug 2008
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andouillette

Has anyone while in France ordered an andouillette, this is a tripe sausage made from a pigs colon, we were in a cafe some years ago and ordered one thinking it to be like an english sausage. When a...
22:40 Tue 19th Aug 20082 answers, last by celeryman 17:10 Wed 10th Sep 2008
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untranslatable joke

A man arrives in a town for the first time,he gets off the bus and asks a local, Wheres the nearest boozer.to which the local replies,You are talking to him. Ok its not the funniest but how would you...
21:15 Tue 19th Aug 20081 answer, last by taichiperson 08:40 Wed 20th Aug 2008
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Ohms law

A man who worked on the buses killed his wife and was sentenced to electric chair. They hit him with 10000volts for 5 minutes and he was still alive. You can go free now but tell us how you withstood...
16:43 Sat 16th Aug 20083 answers, last by Avatar 14:43 Mon 18th Aug 2008
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Ken Barlow

Ken has pulled himself together after his brief out of character storyline,does anyone else think he should have carried on into the abyss and finished up like Les Battersby with his electric cut off...
20:51 Thu 14th Aug 200813 answers, last by teajunky 11:17 Wed 20th Aug 2008
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Crossword clue

geg? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _/ _ _ _
18:45 Thu 14th Aug 20081 answer, last by netkey 18:46 Thu 14th Aug 2008

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