Did anyone else think it odd to block the xl plane in with a landrover at Manchester airport in the same way a car would be blocked in.It seems the airport was owed money and someone must have given...
Appropriate music when holding on phone. Water company. Cool clear water Frankie Laine. Dentists. All I want for christmas is my two front teeth.The Chipmunks. Local undertakers. Dead ringer for love....
Was looking at some notable epitaphs actually on tombstones. Two real crackers are. Mel Blanc. Thats all folks. Spike Milligan. I told you I was ill. I want mine to be. Hes not dead yet . What are...
A woman of the night was driving home after a busy night ,the police stopped her and after smelling alcohol on her breath asked her to give a breath sample.After examining the result the officer...
Albert Pierrpoint is on tonight,now there was a repeat offender prevention system.He actually ran a pub in Oldham called Help the poor struggler,he certainly helped alright.Years ago I met a bloke...
Just saw Eastenders episode where phil tries to liquidise bar of gold.Imagine if you were to come across such a windfall,what could one do.Try selling it in the pub ? if theres still one open.Take it...
Two gentlemen of unknown nationality were running a pub which was doing badly they were on the edge of bankruptcy. One said to the other, Ive had a brilliant idea lets get rid of the pub and open a...
They dont make comedy like that any more,The interaction between Jimmy and Hylda absolutely great although I believe they hated each others guts.Also Walter how did he keep his face straight. Anyone...
Has anyone while in France ordered an andouillette, this is a tripe sausage made from a pigs colon, we were in a cafe some years ago and ordered one thinking it to be like an english sausage. When a...
A man arrives in a town for the first time,he gets off the bus and asks a local, Wheres the nearest boozer.to which the local replies,You are talking to him. Ok its not the funniest but how would you...
A man who worked on the buses killed his wife and was sentenced to electric chair. They hit him with 10000volts for 5 minutes and he was still alive. You can go free now but tell us how you withstood...
Ken has pulled himself together after his brief out of character storyline,does anyone else think he should have carried on into the abyss and finished up like Les Battersby with his electric cut off...
