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answer please

Of of of of of of of of of of 10 letters
20:54 Sun 02nd Sep 20122 answers, last by celeryman 21:04 Sun 02nd Sep 2012
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maggiebee

Grumpy Old B

Got to have my daily moan or I'll go nuts. Steve Wright in the Afternoon - does it annoy anyone else that he says "skelington" instead of skeleton? Know it's supposed to be funny but just...
16:56 Fri 17th Feb 201230 answers, last by shoota 00:40 Sun 19th Feb 2012
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celeryman

Famous last words

After a walk round the local graveyard I thought of what I would like as my epitaph. I dont think Spike Milligans can be beaten. I told you I was ill. Or Mel Blanc. Thats all folks. Can anyone better...
15:55 Sun 12th Feb 201212 answers, last by alinic 08:16 Mon 13th Feb 2012
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celeryman

Million pound drop

So the final question was on Elvis films I know they wernt the most likely to win an oscar but can you name them ,there are 31.No looking them up . Ill start us off with. Jailhouse rock
00:22 Sun 12th Feb 201217 answers, last by missprim 01:18 Sun 12th Feb 2012
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dustypuss

The man next to me stinks

The man next to me stinks I’m using the computer in the public library and the person next to me stinks so much that I feel sick. The man is obviously a dropout and is a regular in the library....
11:30 Thu 14th Apr 201138 answers, last by karenmac60 15:27 Thu 14th Apr 2011
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Ankou

library

just had to close the library for an hour or so. we told everyone it was for lunch but really its because we have an issue with our drains and the place stinks. it was quite bad though, as our head...
12:29 Thu 14th Apr 201112 answers, last by karenmac60 15:18 Thu 14th Apr 2011
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benoni45

Burning Bant

Burning bant is a type of smooth white string we used in the 50's to string our home-made bows and gardeners used to tie up their plants on allotments! Nobody else seems to have heard of it. Any of...
14:01 Wed 14th Oct 20093 answers, last by celeryman 21:32 Wed 28th Oct 2009
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4getmenot

Winter

So they say winter gives you the blues, so lets try and make a list of all the good things winter brings or what we like about it. Lift the mood a bit.
11:52 Wed 28th Oct 200920 answers, last by celeryman 21:12 Wed 28th Oct 2009
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Caribeing

Surveys

Have you ever taken part in a survey! Have you been asked for your opinion on anything! All these shows on tele etc, "we have asked 100 people" We have just had a survey posted to us from our local...
20:58 Fri 28th Aug 20092 answers, last by celeryman 22:05 Fri 28th Aug 2009
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celeryman

How to get salespeople off your back

Over the years I have used several ways to discourage salesmen/ women After picking up the phone and hearing We are doing a survey,I tell them one of the kids has a pair of pliers in his hand,"Get...
19:03 Fri 28th Aug 200919 answers, last by Iggle Piggle 00:05 Sat 29th Aug 2009
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MsEVP

Just suppose you murdered your grandfather............

..........after you had travelled back in time (after the advent of time-machines, of course) before he had had any children? Where does that leave you? How could your childless grandfather be...
21:39 Thu 23rd Oct 200821 answers, last by MsEVP 17:49 Fri 24th Oct 2008
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celeryman

donde est el chipole

Spoke to a bloke today who said he had been to spain recently. I asked him if he had tried any tapas,to which he gave a blank look and said after I explained about tapas he found a chip shop he used...
21:54 Thu 23rd Oct 20089 answers, last by celeryman 23:00 Thu 23rd Oct 2008
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celeryman

Problem international

This problem posted yesterday on french site Comment ca marche. Still not solved. Come on you Brits can we solve it? You are a grocer A pain in the backside customer comes in asking for1642g of sugar....
15:56 Tue 21st Oct 200812 answers, last by celeryman 12:31 Wed 22nd Oct 2008
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MsEVP

What happens to stray TV signals?

Do you ever wonder what becomes of old radio and TV programs that are sent out into space 24/7? Do they just fade out and vanish, or do they keep travelling thru space forever, perhaps to be picked up...
17:26 Sun 19th Oct 200831 answers, last by MsEVP 18:55 Sun 19th Oct 2008
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tiggerblue10

I've been told I'm scary

When I was out Friday night one of my colleagues said that people are scared of me at work and that I'm some kind of enforcer. My senior manager said during my mid-year review that I was a stalwart...
14:32 Sun 19th Oct 200828 answers, last by tiggerblue10 16:41 Sun 19th Oct 2008
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NWA

What is going on

In a different post I made the reference to a girl saying that 'she had an@ss like a ten year old boy' I was immediately called sick and a pedo. But I actually got this saying from a film which is PG...
16:20 Sun 19th Oct 200824 answers, last by sara3 17:46 Sun 19th Oct 2008
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tiggerblue10

No more Mrs Niceguy

I've decided I'm going to be a b!tch on AB from now on. So watch out!!!!!!!!!!!!!
15:41 Sun 19th Oct 200824 answers, last by tiggerblue10 18:01 Sun 19th Oct 2008
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terambulan

Sound on TV

My TV sound keeps fading.....maddening. Any idea what the cause may be and how I can fix it?
01:20 Sun 19th Oct 20083 answers, last by terambulan 12:20 Mon 20th Oct 2008
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Doc.Spock.1

Just back from Bury market

Got some black puddings, some fish, Mrs got new cardy and I got new trousers. Had a panini for dinner, very nice. It is now raining.
16:53 Sat 18th Oct 200893 answers, last by puss_boots 21:57 Sat 18th Oct 2008
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Velvetee

Is Corrie's Michelle jinxed?

I wonder if Michelle on Corrie feels jinxed. First she loses her husband in a Road Traffic Accident, then she loses her older brother in another RTA and finally, loses her other brother in yet another...
02:49 Sat 18th Oct 200817 answers, last by horselady 10:46 Mon 20th Oct 2008

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