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peter1958

50th birthday

I am making my brother's 50th birthday card. Have any of you got a funny poem about getting older that I could use?

beso

Martyr's reward

When women die in the persuit of Islam do they get 14 virgins in heaven too?

shylock73

I have a sign in the rear window of my car which has LED messages which if I happen to make a driving error (which we all do at times) will light up and say `Sorry` to the driver behind. And I look in...

Cleocima

Diesel and Petrol mixture

I have a quantity of Diesel and Unleaded mixed about 50/50. Does anyone know of a use for it?

sully45

citroen c4

help can anyone tell me where the bonnet release lever, the operating manual is useless and isn't where they it is

ace63

help

do birds fly upside down?

clairey-s

In case someone actually feels like answering me, here =)

How could I make ?1 Million into ?2 Million in a year? The more abstract the answer the better!! (Winning the lottery doesn't count!) Ta x

Petal~flower

Question for Legend

What age is a "old bint" in your eyes? I assume its any woman over 40

Lorcan

What is/was a Rupert?

Apparently one of the nicknames of 19th century PM Lord Derby was 'the Rupert of debate.' What did this mean? http://www.number-10.gov.uk/output/Page147.asp

cleversod

Tea spoons

Why is it whenever you do the washing up in the bowl, and empty it out,theres always a bloody tea spoon stuck in the bottom??

dougalface

muggings

i suppose its up to muggins . where did this term come from

mrrossi

whinging pom

whinging pom,do you know where its from?

Nel241

found in the house

cryptic clue is take off her winter woolies What is the answer?

grasscarp

Speeding ticket

This isnt really a joke, as I have been told it as a true story. A man got a speeding ticket and a photo of himself driving the car. He sent the police a photo of the money (the fine amount). The...

naomi24

Discrimination?

A hairdresser is being sued after refusing to employ a Muslim woman who wanted to wear a headscarf at work. Is it justified? http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/article-234...

truebabe

its this right?

My brother was pulled by police in a car he just bought an was driving it home, he had insurance on his other car, an was fully legal. he showed all documents for old car an new car to police woman an...

chelsea78

Robin

One of the ladys from work today found a robin it was very friendly but very puffed out and she got a bit worried for the bird because of the cats and seaguls about the place so she put it in a box...

DH002F6276

shire hores

how is the harness attached to a shire hore to pull a romany caravan and where are the chains attached?

richard 2606

corsa engine won't switch off

1993 corsa 1200cc , the engine will not stop running even with the key out . I suspected the ignition switch to be at fault, but i,ve pulled the plug off the ignition switch and it still runs! When...

mimmymimmy

rear view mirror

my kids broke my rear view mirror. the actual mirror has come off but the mount is still stuck on the windscreen and i cant get it off to replace the whole mirror. do i need to take it to a windscreen...

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