A man called home to his wife and said, " Darlin', I have been asked to go fishing up inthe Lake District with my boss & several of his Friends We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for...
Thia series ended last night and I must say I thoroughly enjoyed it. She seemed to be making a meal of Tom Ellis - and who can blame her! (Lucky Tamsin Outhwaite)
Seeing the Lion King! It was absolutely fantastic :-) I bought the tickets nearly a year ago and it was well worth the wait......just wish I could afford to go again!
In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the Mystic delivered grave news: "There's no easy way to tell you this, so I'll just be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband...
One day Superman was feeling a bit horny. So, he began to ask his super hero friends for ideas on where he could get a bit of action. "Hey Batman! Who's good in the sack?" "Well...
is anyone else suspicious about this storyline of Lloyds. It seems that Mandy and Jenna have capitulated rather quickly on seeing him after all this time.
Surely not going to con him ?...
Took beloved rough-haired JRT to the vet yesterday. The vet asked if she needed to muzzle him and I said yes. Immediately the soft muzzle went on he exploded up into the air from the examination table...
A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his problem. The doctor said "When you feel you are ready to...
Too often we lose sight of life"s simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown but only four to extend your arm and smack the B@stard!
A young man called Chris from London wanted to buy a Christmas present for his new girlfriend. They hadn't been seeing each other for very long and she lived in Scotland .. Chris consulted with his...
The Archbishop of Canterbury and The Royal Commission for Political Correctness announced today that the climate in the UK should no longer be referred to as 'English Weather' Rather than offend a...
Bob goes into a public toilet and sees this bloke standing next to the urinal. The bloke has no arms. As Bob's standing there, taking care of business, he wonders to himself how the poor wretch is...
She was very shy about having to sell condoms to the public. The owner was going on holiday for a couple of days and asked if she would be willing to runthe shop on her own. She had to confide in him...
Anyone else watch this earlier on BBC1? What did you think? I enjoyed it immensely. I admit to being a monarchist, although never a great fan of Prince Charles. But his tribute was perfect I thought,...