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Cop Stop...

A man was pulled over by the police for speeding. "Do you realize you were exceeding the speed limit by doing 50mph in a 40 zone" The officer barked. "That can't be right" the man replied "I've only...
17:32 Mon 16th Feb 20152 answers, last by retrocop 23:43 Mon 16th Feb 2015
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Wasp U Like...

A man walked into a pet store and said " I'd like to buy a wasp please" and the sales assistant replied " sorry sir we don't sell wasps" Why the man demanded "you have one in the window"...
17:11 Mon 16th Feb 20155 answers, last by Chipchopper 17:19 Mon 16th Feb 2015
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Birds Not Of A Feather...

I noticed lately that when magpies appear in my garden to use the feeders, I quite often see a pair of ring-neck parakeets at the same time, flying in and out of the garden together. On the face of...
09:51 Mon 16th Feb 20152 answers, last by Chipchopper 17:22 Wed 18th Feb 2015
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Guitar Signiture...

What is it that gives a great musician the distinctive and unique sound ?. Is it the quality of the instrument, the talent of the player, the way its tuned or something more ?...
17:49 Sun 15th Feb 201527 answers, last by andy-hughes 16:18 Mon 16th Feb 2015
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The Promised Land...

No, not the Springsteen number, but the old Chuck Berry song also covered by Elvis and many more. I heard a version of it on my car radio yesterday, that I hadn't heard before. It was by Johnnie Allen...
12:03 Tue 10th Feb 20156 answers, last by Chipchopper 19:02 Tue 10th Feb 2015
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Bird Sounds

Woodpeckers drumming on dead branches in the woods and lots of chirping, singing and cheeping from various bird species. Today seems like a trigger point for the dawn chorus, it was really noticeable...
09:24 Mon 09th Feb 20153 answers, last by hammerman 16:51 Fri 13th Feb 2015
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Problem With Pop Up Plug

I have a bathroom pop up plug that keeps popping up and will only stay down if I apply lots of pressure to the actual plug top. The rod which lifts and lowers the plug seems to be working ok and the...
21:57 Sun 08th Feb 20153 answers, last by The Builder 11:21 Mon 09th Feb 2015
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Done The Garden Birdwatch ?

You may also be interested in doing the 2015 'Big farmland Birdwatch' It would be good if someone can provide a link......
20:09 Sun 08th Feb 20152 answers, last by Chipchopper 20:22 Sun 08th Feb 2015
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The Tourist...

I was waiting by the baggage karosel at Leeds airport for my bags to appear, when a brash American gentleman who I had seen on the plane earlier, came sauntering over and said to me "Do you know the...
19:23 Sat 07th Feb 20153 answers, last by marval 18:29 Sun 08th Feb 2015
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I've Heard It Stated That...

elephants are the only animals that have 4 knees, is this strictly true ? and if so, what is the reasoning for them to have evolved differently ?
09:13 Wed 04th Feb 20154 answers, last by Chipchopper 09:28 Thu 05th Feb 2015
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Winter Motoring In Russia

Whit lada's crashing all over the place (incredible!) anyone see that last night on channel 5
10:46 Tue 03rd Feb 20159 answers, last by ivor4781 18:49 Sat 07th Feb 2015
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Flower Sprouts....

I'm trying them for the first time tonight with sausage and mash. Anyone else tried them yet, whats your verdict ? If you haven't seen them before, they're apparently new and look like tiny cabbages,...
18:04 Mon 02nd Feb 201519 answers, last by 237SJ 14:15 Sat 28th Feb 2015
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Dogs Bark...

My dog is getting on in years and tends not to bark much but on the rare occasions when he does it sounds husky and muffled. As far as I can tell, he don't seem to be in any discomfort....
11:00 Mon 02nd Feb 20157 answers, last by chaptazbru2 14:22 Wed 04th Feb 2015
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With Insight...

8 letters ---o-e-y
19:56 Sun 01st Feb 20155 answers, last by Chipchopper 20:25 Sun 01st Feb 2015
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Out On The Town....

Dick and Tom were good buddies enjoying a few beers in a local bar. Tom, as usual had trouble holding his booze and threw up down his shirt front. A'hh no said Tom "my wife's gonna kill me when I get...
18:18 Thu 29th Jan 20153 answers, last by beejay1124 05:53 Fri 30th Jan 2015
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Married Couple...

I heard a woman accuse her husband about him "always having to have the penultimate word"....
19:28 Fri 23rd Jan 20153 answers, last by janbee 04:11 Sat 24th Jan 2015
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Wow...

What a sunset tonight! I think it was the best I've seen in a While...
17:40 Thu 22nd Jan 20153 answers, last by Prudie 20:19 Thu 22nd Jan 2015
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How Thoughtful...

Some bright spark has put their old Christmas tree inside a duvet cover and left it out for the bin collection team. with the high winds, like tumbleweed with a sail. Pretty when it blows accross the...
09:10 Wed 21st Jan 20154 answers, last by boxtops 17:42 Wed 21st Jan 2015
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Ffrreeezzinng!!

No matter how cold it is, Do Not attempt to make a fife in a kayak!! You can't have your kayak and heat it too....
10:27 Tue 20th Jan 20156 answers, last by scorpiojo 22:33 Tue 20th Jan 2015
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Answer Lost...

Has my answer been lost for ever. Just before attempting to submit an answer, my over-sensitive cursor hovered in the wrong area and....Bang, I could't retrieve it.
10:23 Mon 19th Jan 20153 answers, last by factor-fiction 16:39 Mon 19th Jan 2015

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