We planted some in a raised bed we made from sleepers round a maple tree and by heck, they've come up lovely! I thought it'd take a year or two but they've made a really lovely display. The two... ...
I couldn’t get my phone to work in my hotel room the other night, so I went downstairs. They have reception there. ___ I decided this morning I was going to throw out all my socks .... but then I got... ...
This New Year there is no way that I am not seeing family and friends dispite any weather conditions, but I am determined So, on New Years Day, the following family will be at the table...... Auntie... ...
I was talking to my neighbour today, he said, "I went to one of those Turkish baths on holiday...They shaved with razor-sharp blade below the neck line, snipped ear & nose hairs, waxed chest hairs... ...
I was looking for a good loo cleaner, so I asked a lady at the supermarket, "which is the best stuff for cleaning the loo" she said "ammonia cleaner" I said "sorry I thought you worked... ...