We planted some in a raised bed we made from sleepers round a maple tree and by heck, they've come up lovely! I thought it'd take a year or two but they've made a really lovely display. The two... ...
I couldn’t get my phone to work in my hotel room the other night, so I went downstairs. They have reception there. ___ I decided this morning I was going to throw out all my socks .... but then I got... ...
This New Year there is no way that I am not seeing family and friends dispite any weather conditions, but I am determined So, on New Years Day, the following family will be at the table...... Auntie... ...
I was talking to my neighbour today, he said, "I went to one of those Turkish baths on holiday...They shaved with razor-sharp blade below the neck line, snipped ear & nose hairs, waxed chest hairs... ...
I was looking for a good loo cleaner, so I asked a lady at the supermarket, "which is the best stuff for cleaning the loo" she said "ammonia cleaner" I said "sorry I thought you worked... ...
A dying husband is lying in his hospital bed. He looks at his wife and says, "Our seventh child looks very different to the other six. Please be honest with me, does he have a different father to... ...