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Patsy33

Sorry About...

Sorry about my earlier joke about oil. It was a bit crude. I'll make sure they're more refined in future....
18:07 Wed 30th Aug 20234 answers, last by William51 11:28 Sat 02nd Sep 2023
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1ozzy

One Reason..

..Pythons shouldn't brush their teeth. https://ibb.co/61Vhs9X...
05:03 Thu 31st Aug 20231 answer, last by Chipchopper 07:11 Thu 31st Aug 2023
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LadyCG

Good Morning Early Birds

Good morning Birdies. Thursday already! I do like these short weeks :) Any nice plans for today or for the coming weekend? Nothing exciting to report here. I can't believe the little one is back at...
04:58 Thu 31st Aug 202318 answers, last by LadyCG 16:55 Thu 31st Aug 2023
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LadyCG

Good Morning Early Birds

Good morning, Birdies. I hope you are all well. It's midweek already - just as well as I'm feeling the strain of being back to work already and I've only done one day! No special plans for us this...
04:34 Wed 30th Aug 202310 answers, last by LadyCG 08:00 Wed 30th Aug 2023
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1ozzy

One Reason..

..snakes shouldn't pole dance https://ibb.co/DD7bQTc...
05:44 Wed 30th Aug 20234 answers, last by Hopkirk 07:37 Wed 30th Aug 2023
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Canary42

Who Invented The Omelette ?

While happily eating a couple of boiled eggs for my breakfast today, it occurred to me that they didn’t really present a very bulky meal. Which led me to wonder who invented/discovered omelettes which...
09:45 Mon 28th Aug 202312 answers, last by fiveleaves 12:56 Mon 28th Aug 2023
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Patsy33

I Was Going To..

I was going to patent a method for reusing tea bags, but Tetley have taken out a restraining order against me.
10:06 Mon 28th Aug 20231 answer, last by Chipchopper 10:16 Mon 28th Aug 2023
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Canary42

Nessie Again

You couldn't make it up. The investigators heard something then realised they hadn't plugged the recorder in. How "convenient". https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-highlands-islands-66633215...
08:56 Mon 28th Aug 20239 answers, last by webbo3 12:38 Mon 28th Aug 2023
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1ozzy

One Reason..

.. Echidnas don't enjoy bathing. https://ibb.co/qyZPq8y...
05:45 Sat 26th Aug 20235 answers, last by Countrylover 06:54 Mon 28th Aug 2023
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1ozzy

One Reason..

..kangaroos shouldn't buy beer. https://ibb.co/3CGdvcM...
05:57 Mon 28th Aug 20235 answers, last by William51 11:47 Sat 02nd Sep 2023
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1ozzy

Children..

.. these days. https://ibb.co/09DGR2j...
04:40 Sun 27th Aug 20234 answers, last by Chipchopper 04:56 Sun 27th Aug 2023
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Patsy33

The Man..

The man who invented the automatic tennis ball serving machine is celebrating his birthday. Many happy returns!
10:58 Fri 25th Aug 20231 answer, last by Chipchopper 08:48 Sat 26th Aug 2023
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1ozzy

Congratulations..

.. to India https://ibb.co/6J01hsZ...
03:58 Fri 25th Aug 20232 answers, last by Old_Geezer 09:52 Sat 26th Aug 2023
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Hopkirk

Off Sick

My boss asked me why I only get sick on weekdays. I said it was because of my weakened immune system....
06:54 Wed 23rd Aug 20231 answer, last by Chipchopper 06:30 Thu 24th Aug 2023
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Bobbisox1

Heads Up On Minty

Minty has once again got COVID and she’s been quite poorly,I’ve spoken to her earlier and she’s feeling a little better today and will hopefully be steering Boatys GM post once she’s fully recovered...
09:35 Wed 23rd Aug 202320 answers, last by DTCwordfan 06:02 Thu 24th Aug 2023
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naomi24

Coffee - The New Choice Of The Nation Of Tea Drinkers

//It's official... COFFEE has overtaken tea as Britain's favourite drink, study finds//...
07:45 Wed 23rd Aug 202345 answers, last by HaileyDelightful 08:48 Mon 16th Oct 2023
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Chipchopper

Good Morning Early Birds

All seems very quiet so far. When the suns fully up I'll be spending some more time in the garden, Just can't wait. Hope you're in fine fettle. Take care folks...
05:38 Wed 16th Aug 20237 answers, last by Treacle71 09:44 Wed 16th Aug 2023
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1ozzy

Hello,,

To all. Feel free to natter nicely with each other....
05:06 Tue 15th Aug 20239 answers, last by pastafreak 09:05 Tue 15th Aug 2023
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MargoTester

Good Morning Early Birds

Woken up by a thunder storm this morning and a very wet cat crying outside. Hope it's a bit better where you are
06:59 Mon 14th Aug 202315 answers, last by Hazlinny 10:58 Mon 14th Aug 2023
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Chipchopper

Good Morning Earlies

Good morning all! Had some connection probe lately, so I'll keep it brief, Hope you are all doing well take care folks...
04:54 Sun 13th Aug 202324 answers, last by 1ozzy 07:20 Sun 13th Aug 2023

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