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Circus Joke 3

The Human Cannonball shows up to the circus one day to tell the Ringmaster he's quitting... Upset, the Ringmaster pleads him not to leave; "Please, don't go!" he says, "Where will I ever find another...

murraymints

Good Morning Early Birds

Good Thursday morning birdies xx hope all is well wherever you are..nice day yesterday ..made a welcome change as I traipsed around the shops ! lol..visitors coming tomorrow so it will be getting...

Hopkirk

Witness

A truck filled with Worcestershire sauce crashed into one loaded with quinoa. A reporter asked a witness to describe what happened, but he replied "It's hard to say"....

murraymints

Good Morning Early Birds

Good Wednesday morning birdies xx shopping for me today so everything crossed it stays dry ! looking not bad just now...have a good one wherever you are...

murraymints

Good Morning Early Birds

Good Tuesday morning birdies xx looking not bad out there for now.. hope to get out and get a bit done..have a good one all xx

murraymints

Good Morning Early Birds

Good Monday morning birdies xx hope you are all well..internet problems here today..but the sun is peeping through.lol..have a great day whatever you are doing xx...

murraymints

Good Morning Early Birds

Good Sunday morning birdies xx spent most of yesterday up a ladder painting..so well pooped... and it is still raining cats and dogs after a very short reprieve yesterday morning.. new vertical blind...

Chipchopper

Used

I bought a second hand car the other day, the floor had completely rusted away, it's not much to look at, but it's a great little runabout

douglas9401

Elk And Safety Gone Mad

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-66415545...

murraymints

Good Morning Early Birds

Gooooood Saturday morning birdies xx a niceish day yesterday...eventually...and I managed to get a fair bit done in the garden...and certainly feeling like I have been in the ring with Mike Tyson this...

murraymints

Good Morning Early Birds

Good Friday morning birdies xx rain stopped for a short while yesterday and allowed me a wee bit of work in the garden..however ...short lived..was invited out for dinner so that really brightened the...

Treacle71

How Do You Thank Someone For Cooked Food?

My coworker, bless her, brought me in a homemade curry that she cooked. I brought it home, but it was inedible. She wants me to let her know what I thought of it, but I can hardly tell her it went in...

murraymints

Good Morning Early Birds

Good Thursday morning birdies xx shopping for me today..in the rain..it is of biblical proportions now...and becoming very destructive to the gardens and outlying farm areas..a lot of flooding and...

murraymints

Good Morning Early Birds

Good Wednesday morning birdies xx really need that second giraffe for the Ark ! More of the same today..gloomy and dreich.. another inside day here unless you're a duck ! Have a great day xx...

thelewisgang

This Weed...

I am trying to find out what this weed is. It has, in recent weeks, decided to like my garden, sprouting up between the slabs and borders between slate. It is really coarse. https://ibb.co/w0D8fp7...

Bobbisox1

Fantastic Breakthrough,

for those who are dealing with this horrible disease and those who've survived it like Chris and my own daughter, I pray this is the breakthrough we have waited for...

Rondy

There's More

I asked the girl in B&Q, “What’s best for greasy ovens?” She replied, “Ammonia cleaner.” “Oh sorry,” I said, “I thought you worked here." ___ I saw an advert for a coffin, I thought well that's the...

maggiebee

Question

What do you call a podgy psychic? A four-chin teller....

murraymints

Good Morning Early Birds

Good Tuesday morning birdies xx at the risk of sounding like a stuck record...here we go again..more wet stuff... becoming quite destructive now...on the bright side I had an unexpected visitor...

murraymints

Good Morning Early Birds

good Monday morning Birdies xx let's hope for a good week ahead.. still a bit wet here, more torrential rain yesterday..but it eased up later in the day and I was able to get to the cat rescue...

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