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murraymints

Good Morning Early Birds

Good Monday morning all..hope you are in fine fettle and raring to go xx
05:16 Mon 20th Mar 202354 answers, last by murraymints 10:00 Mon 20th Mar 2023
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

Did you hear about the guy who took a second job as a pizza chef? He kneaded the dough...
09:02 Sun 19th Mar 20232 answers, last by Patsy33 10:59 Sun 19th Mar 2023
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Chipchopper

Good Morning Worm Catchers!

Sunday morning. and I'm dusting down those shades. Happy Mother's Day to mothers everywhere. Take care folks...
07:03 Sun 19th Mar 20235 answers, last by Chipchopper 10:18 Sun 19th Mar 2023
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monir92778888

How To Cooking An Egg?

There are many ways to cook an egg, but one of the simplest and most versatile methods is to fry it. Here are the steps: Heat a non-stick frying pan over medium-high heat. Add a small amount of oil or...
06:21 Sun 19th Mar 202333 answers, last by Old_Geezer 18:11 Sun 19th Mar 2023
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Ken4155

Don't Know Which Is More Amusing

The incorrect subtitles, or the actual 'drag'? :-) https://www.msn.com/en-gb/sport/football/fa-cup-means-so-much-to-me-kompany/vi-AA18KMfB?ocid=msedgntp&;cvid=38548164a3504e38cfc5927aaeca406a&;ei=41...
08:11 Sat 18th Mar 20238 answers, last by Chipchopper 21:40 Sat 18th Mar 2023
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Chipchopper

Wakey Wakey Chirpy Cheepers!

All quiet on the western front? Hope you're well, or aiming there. Take care folks...
07:21 Sat 18th Mar 202311 answers, last by Chipchopper 15:05 Sat 18th Mar 2023
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Chipchopper

That Guy ,,,

Selling second hand radios down at the market, I just didn't like his tone
08:13 Sat 18th Mar 20236 answers, last by Chipchopper 14:45 Sat 18th Mar 2023
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Chipchopper

"Twisting The Night Away"

The line "dancing with the chicken slacks" always made me chuckle...
08:03 Sat 18th Mar 202311 answers, last by Atheist 15:39 Sat 18th Mar 2023
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I got a job at a helium balloon factory. Lasted two hours. No one's talking to me like that....
08:00 Sat 18th Mar 20236 answers, last by Patsy33 11:23 Sat 18th Mar 2023
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I got a job at a chess piece factory. I was really happy there until they put me on knights....
07:16 Fri 17th Mar 20237 answers, last by brian j john 11:59 Fri 17th Mar 2023
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Chipchopper

I Said To My Neighbour..

"That new fish that you put in your pond last week, it doesn't seem to have moved in days, is it okay?" Neighbour: "Sure it is, it's just a de koi"...
04:57 Fri 17th Mar 20233 answers, last by Chipchopper 06:58 Fri 17th Mar 2023
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puzzled54

Good Morning All

Happy Friday...
06:37 Fri 17th Mar 20237 answers, last by gness 11:03 Fri 17th Mar 2023
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divegirl

Good Morning Early Birds...

From a warmer but wet Essex! Off to work in a bit, a lovely 12 hour day for me :/ Hope you are all well? Have a fabulous day whatever you do xx...
04:38 Thu 16th Mar 20238 answers, last by Chipchopper 08:43 Thu 16th Mar 2023
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi.
07:12 Thu 16th Mar 20236 answers, last by Patsy33 14:24 Thu 16th Mar 2023
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abbeyleigh

Should I Go To The Interview Tomorrow?

I meant to be starting a job in a dentist on Wednesday but I also been offered an interview as a worrkwear assistant which is closer to home and wouldn't know which to take if I was offered...
16:36 Sun 12th Mar 202332 answers, last by Chipchopper 07:15 Thu 16th Mar 2023
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

My son has started an apprenticeship chef role at a Michelin starred Indian restaurant in London. On his first day they showed him how to make the perfect Indian flat bread. He said he can't tell me...
06:54 Wed 15th Mar 20236 answers, last by Chipchopper 07:44 Wed 15th Mar 2023
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

The fact that there's a highway to hell, and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic levels.
06:39 Tue 14th Mar 20235 answers, last by jno 14:57 Tue 14th Mar 2023
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Hazlinny

Good Morning Early Birds

Half asleep but just calling in to say "Good Morning" and to keep GMEB going till Minty gets back (not forgetting Emmie who I hope is recovering well). Hope you're feeling brighter, Mintyx Other...
05:33 Tue 14th Mar 202336 answers, last by rowanwitch 13:36 Tue 14th Mar 2023
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Raidergal2022

If You Had To Be An Animal, What Would You Be?

Probably a cat myself (just because of the best of both worlds - independence with roaming the streets yet access to home comforts too. Or a turtle - living a long chilled out relaxed life...
23:05 Mon 13th Mar 202329 answers, last by roopower 09:35 Wed 15th Mar 2023
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Rondy

And There's More

Lone ranger and tonto are riding across the prairie when up on the ridge to their right 2,000 sioux appear they look be hind them and relaize they've been followed by a 1,000 apache...then over to...
13:12 Sat 11th Mar 20232 answers, last by Chipchopper 12:39 Mon 13th Mar 2023

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