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Chipchopper

Good Morning Cheepers

Hope you are doing well, or heading that way. Any plans afoot? Take care folks...
06:11 Mon 13th Mar 202313 answers, last by Chipchopper 12:22 Mon 13th Mar 2023
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dustypuss

Fish

I was reading a book about fish . I only put it down for a minute. Now I've lost my plaice !.
17:11 Sat 11th Mar 20236 answers, last by Chipchopper 21:26 Sun 12th Mar 2023
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

Would you wear spectacles made of oak? Eye wood....
06:37 Sun 12th Mar 20237 answers, last by Chipchopper 17:33 Sun 12th Mar 2023
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

A chef I know just boiled up a chicken carcass with seasoning, vegetables and nitrous oxide. I told him he's made himself a laughing stock....
06:57 Sat 11th Mar 20234 answers, last by Bazile 11:25 Sat 11th Mar 2023
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Cloverjo

Recycling Batteries

I’ve kept old batteries in a little plastic bag for recycling. I now see that some have become corroded. Is it better to seal them in a bag and chuck them out with the general rubbish or leave them...
21:38 Thu 09th Mar 202315 answers, last by Cloverjo 08:56 Fri 10th Mar 2023
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Chipchopper

Good Morning Early Chirpers

Dark and wet out again, room for some improvement I reckon! My keyboard is looking more and more like a giant chocolate bar by the minute, as I sit waiting here for my grocery delivery. Hope you are...
05:34 Fri 10th Mar 20238 answers, last by choux 12:18 Fri 10th Mar 2023
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1ozzy

One Reason

,,Kangaroos shouldn't purchase beer. https://ibb.co/xqp1gtz...
05:16 Fri 10th Mar 20233 answers, last by Hopkirk 09:18 Fri 10th Mar 2023
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melv16

I'm ....

...sending this message from A&E. The Dyson Ball Cleaner is not what I thought it was....
12:48 Thu 09th Mar 20234 answers, last by Canary42 20:59 Thu 09th Mar 2023
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1ozzy

Good Morning,,

,,to those that would like a natter and some light hearted banter. Carry on regardless,,...
05:47 Thu 09th Mar 202315 answers, last by Hazlinny 18:52 Thu 09th Mar 2023
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? Tequila mockingbird...
07:52 Wed 08th Mar 20233 answers, last by Patsy33 13:14 Wed 08th Mar 2023
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I bought a boat because it was for sail
07:24 Mon 06th Mar 202311 answers, last by Canary42 16:54 Mon 06th Mar 2023
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

The machine at the American coin factory just suddenly stopped working, with no explanation. It doesn’t make any cents....
12:56 Sun 05th Mar 20234 answers, last by Hopkirk 07:35 Mon 06th Mar 2023
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ABSpareEditor

Recipes!

If you have a good recipe, share it with other AnswerBankers here!...
16:21 Tue 07th Feb 202348 answers, last by netherfield 15:03 Mon 26th Aug 2024
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Smowball

Is Everyone Asleep?? Lol

Maybe I’m just up early lol. Have fed cats, put dishwasher and washing machine on….. (not literally lol). Watching sun rise and birds outside in the trees, gorgeous time of day,...
06:38 Mon 06th Mar 202330 answers, last by 1ozzy 06:33 Tue 07th Mar 2023
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murraymints

Good Morning Early Birds

Morning all xx no deid but close.. hopefully you are better xx day in bed for me...
05:57 Sun 05th Mar 202314 answers, last by Smowball 07:25 Sun 05th Mar 2023
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could...
07:46 Sat 04th Mar 202312 answers, last by Ken4155 13:46 Sat 04th Mar 2023
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1ozzy

Good Morning,,

..welcome to the weekend. Anything interesting planned?...
04:56 Sat 04th Mar 202330 answers, last by pastafreak 11:52 Sat 04th Mar 2023
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boxtops

It's new, this Green thing.....

This has just come to me on email - worth sharing! In the queue at the supermarket, the cashier told an older woman that she should bring her own grocery bags because plastic bags weren't good for the...
16:12 Sun 04th Dec 201123 answers, last by Chipchopper 06:31 Sat 04th Mar 2023
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murraymints

Good Morning Early Birds

Good Friday morning all xx hopefully you are in good health.. and ready for the weekend ahead...
04:03 Fri 03rd Mar 202367 answers, last by Barmaid 09:48 Fri 03rd Mar 2023
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

"I have a split personality," said Tom, being frank....
07:29 Thu 02nd Mar 20232 answers, last by zebo 12:20 Thu 02nd Mar 2023

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